You're not a beer geek unless...

Your not a beer geek unless...


You have UPS and FEDEX tracking set on your browser.

 

You give Todd a handjob in the Publick house bathroom.


I hope you find humor in this Todd.

 

...when you travel, the cost of the beer you purchase to bring home and the cost to ship it home, is similar to or greater than the cost of your plane ticket.

 

your idea of partying with friends is a night surfing/posting/responding in the forums on BA while sharing photos of what you are drinking tonight…Cheers fellow BAs ~

 

You create a Facebook group just for the beer friends you have made on BA, so you can post beer photos and talk beer without your family trying to have an intervention for your "problem"....then members begin trolling BA for new group members in uncovered territories....

 

...you have hundreds of bottle caps and have no idea what to do with them yet.

 

You aren't a beer geek until you know what to do with the bottlecaps.

 

You're not an OCD BA until you can think of the perfect plan for those caps

 

...and you learn to use a quarter on top of the cap so it doesn't get bent....

 

You have snorted Westy 12

 

Or get a bunch of old fashions.

 

Isn't that called working for a distributor?

 

You're family has started a conversation on more than one occasion by saying you have a drinking problem... only to later find out their concern is how much money you "waste" on beer every month, not your actual drinking habits.

 

You immediately stop drop and roll when someone orders a beer with a citrus fruit in it.

 

You save the labels from the bottles you drink in order to make a collage with them later.

 

You've made your family leave a restaurant because a beer that was listed on their website is no longer available on tap....(yes, I recently did this...)

 

Came here to say just this, I even pour my Genesee, MGD, and Steel Reserve (when I occasionally do drink cheap) I want to get the full effect from every beer I drink. I should be able to review every beer I drink, and that can only be done by pouring into a glass.

 

Your also not a beer geek until you laugh at a bartender for bringing you a frozen pint glass.

 

Driving, flying where ever you have to. Stand in line as long as you have to. Pay as much as you have to just to get a bottle of awesome brew.

Willing to try any brew because of curiosity.

Send a fellow BA a brew expecting nothing in return just for the satisfaction of knowing he will enjoy something he can't get.

Taking your friends to breweries and bars and keep having them try great beer.

When some asks what you want for Christmas/Birthday/Anniversary/Etc. you always reply with BA Hunahpu.

 

You spend less money on groceries to buy more beer