The Locals HINTS AND HAULS THREAD

Sweet LIF box of Texas locals showed up at my doorstep today courtesy of @JoeyIce3! Thanks man, all new to me including a JK and several versions of Temptress, as well as a couple of nice looking IPAs



Thanks again!

 

You got some work to do.

Bitch better have my beer pron!
Y'all should know me well enough
Bitch better have my beer pron!
Please don't call me on my bluff
Pay me what you owe me
Ballin' bigger than LeBron
Bitch, give me your beer pron
Who y'all think y'all frontin' on?
Like brap, brap, brap

 

Indeed, double congrats to Kevin!

 

What did I miss?

Side note, congrats, @JNForsyth! Maybe we should hook you up with that onesie for May...

 

Ha, maybe. My wife knows of the shenanigans that go in in here, she was already asking if anyone here knows and if so what they are scheming about already.

 

Your wife met me. So, she knows I'm not completely evil, all the time.

 

It's Kevin's news to give, but it sounds like our family is growing by one! Congrats @JNForsyth

 

Going to my first ticketed beer release (for a beer that arguably doesn't need a ticketed release since last years vintage is still shelf turding around me... though IMO it's a better beer than that would indicate) tomorrow, then meeting up with at least one local and many non-locals for a share!

 

Glad everything made it safe and more excited they were all new. Hope you enjoy

 

A nap....and Geritol.

 

So, a story. ..I was at Revelry Brewery in SC, they had a beer called "breakfast and brunettes". When I went to order all I could remember is b&b and it had something to do with hair color. So, of course i asked for the blond bitch. The guy turned around and called over the bar maid and told her I wanted to talk to her...I ordered the ipa.

 

Damn had a 70 pizza order tonight and it was a long long night. Right in the middle of it, who strolls in for a pretzel crust pizza? None other than the man himself, @Mipper. My wonderful cashier tried to hit him up for the $371 bill!

Came home and had to open this from @wheelzntoys:

 

So sexy

 

So much like to this post!!!!!

 

I hope this happens next time I go to Belching Beaver. "Yeah, so... I'd like a glass of Beaver's Milk with a taster of Pound Town"

 

Alert! Alert! @lefty17 destroyed my porch. He better ask santa for a scale cuz the tag says 33 pounds, but the slipped disk in my back says more. Pron coming as soon as the icy hot kicks in.

 

Well at least we know you're getting some beaver somewhere Martin.

 

Anyone able to find the chocolate and coffee dragons milk? I found the other three and have OCD with sets and need the chocolate and coffee

 

Go find someone and submit them with a Gogoplata and steal their beer

 

Wha......please tell me you do bjj also because of all the submissions you can pick to say a gogoplata is insane. Also I'm not half bad at the gogoplata, its a goal of mine to hit one in competition