The Locals HINTS AND HAULS THREAD

6DOT just arrived from @campa86
The are NOT all 750's from The Bruery
That will make it much easier.
Thanks Michael



My box is packed and I was able to hit 2 wants.

 

sounds like you might be out of beer if you are sending so much out.... I hear that can be a problem.

 

As we near the end of the election from the recipient(s) of #datglass from @UcDru , I would like to use this time to garner votes for those of you that have not yet voted. As I look at my fellow candidates, I cannot help but notice that a majority of them are from states that border Ohio. The founding Locals have done a lot of great things, but the “No shipping to a bordering state” rule must end! I am running my campaign on ending this rule! Who are we to go against the teachings of the Bible, in particular, the Ten Commandments and have antiquated rules in place that prevent us from Love Thy Neighbor(ing) State! This is not your father’s Locals (unless you are @dwmetsfan13 ) and we should not discriminate just because some state touches another state and don’t even get me started on the whole water border thing. Help me create the Locals into Advocates Without Borders. Thank you.

 

Hey I've abstained. I would've voted you except for your college football fandom.

 

No - anonymous benefactor means that I should have been anonymous in choosing the recipient and the writing the note- not that I'm the beneficiary........

 

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's #datglass. And NY and Ohio aren't neighbors, so I'm allowed.

 

ahhh, you are probably right

 

It doesn't exactly take a rocket scientist to figure out that's what you meant...

Never mind...

 

In a stunning turn of events...@mikexw has been eliminated from the race for producing improper benefits and bribery. It is uncertain if any federal beer related charges will be pressed however his status in the upcoming election is null and void. Also anyone who chose to vote for me whether intimidated by him or bribed themselves are allowed to vote for another deserving party. The initial punishment for Mike will include some porch damage and the Royals sweeping the Mets!!

 

I dont read good.. but it would have leaked on deadspin eventually

remember that there is no real internet privacy people

 

Wow after an impassioned speech like that I can't help myself but cast a vote......







For @robgage

 

HOW THE FUCK DID I NOT SEE THAT BEFORE?

Jesus, I feel like I'm blind, blond, Polish, and stupid, all rolled into a bundle of blissfully ignorant.

 

Can someone invite me back into that message about that thing that's happening in 15 minutes?

 

if you left it permanently, no, you cannot be invited back in, not even a mod can (as far as i understand).

 

Me and my aversion to notifications...

 

@UcDru is open right?

 

Check messages

 

I need to get some work done.

 

I'm sorry, this is where work comes to die.

 

Gobble Hint #5 (I believe)

At least Four of your state parks may have been landfills or cemeteries

Content Hint: Attending a bottle release on Thursday. The beer won Silver in GABF in Barrel-aged stouts category
Target is getting one