The Locals HINTS AND HAULS THREAD

Thanks @lefty17 , such a spice bomb, going to enjoy it while I play fallout 4 all night and all day tomorrow

 

Fallout 3 was one of the best games I ever played... New Vegas, not so much. Still haven't bought a PS4 though...

 

Your Cardinal rule? I'll guess Monday's are the day you abstain from rubbing one out but you just felt so sexy after packing boxes you couldn't resist yourself.

 

I bet you broke your cardinal role by using fukin fed ex!

 

Yelling out Nick's name instead of your wife's?

 

**** in my right hand, Barbie in my left hand (sometimes I let her in on the fun). That's how it's done right buddy?

 

Ding Ding Ding. Now I'm gonna be a nervous wreck all week!

 

Best fudge packer, I mean packer fan I have ever 'hung' out with!

 

Hey Sender -- I have no clue who you are (I HAVE been tracking hints for the most part, and still have 12 possible senders, although I think 5 of those are unlikely). But if you haven't shipped and/or assigned days yet, can you take it easy on me on day 2 (Thanksgiving)? I will be visiting family, and while I could theoretically bring my day 2 assignment with me, I have a 2+ hour drive home and probably won't be home until fairly late; so I will definitely need a beer but not necessarily anything too overwhelming.

 

And target -- annoying Tracking Number hint (I'm not sure if you have notifications set up)...

- the first digit of your tracking number is also the first digit of your zip code

- the second digit of your tracking number is the last digit of your zip code

- now multiply together the three largest digits in your zip code -- this will give you a three digit number -- reverse those three digits to get the third, fourth, and fifth digits of your tracking number

- the sixth digit of your tracking number is equal to the number of letters in your first name

- the seventh digit of your tracking number is the most common digit in the street address the box is going to

- now multiply together the individual digits in the number of beers you have had according to BA. Then do the same with the number of places you have listed. The difference between these two will give you the eighth and ninth digits in your tracking number

- next, multiply the three digits in your area code, and divide their product by two to get the tenth and eleventh digits in your tracking number

- finally, the last digit in your tracking number is also the last digit in your phone number

Bonus hint -- I don't know how much you like number puzzles like this, but I bet anagrams make you tingle

Boxes (one Turkey Sixer, two "me and the Mets are champions" LIF's that you didn't know you entered) expected for delivery today, tomorrow, and Thursday.

 

I know the target! I think the anagram might be a little off...

 

Turkey Sixer:
Hint #1: Shipping West.
Hint #2: I have shipped beer to your state before.
Hint #3: Not shipping to a doubly landlocked state.
Hint #4: My target has at least one number in their BA name.
Hint #5: My target has less "wants" than I do on their BA profile.
Hint #6: My target has more officially logged trades on BA than I do.

 

??? I have no idea what you're talking about

 

Turkey Sixer 2015
Hint #1: Not shipping to @LehighAce06
Hint #2: Not shipping to the West Coast
Hint #3: Not shipping to Pennsylvania
Hint #4: Where the FUK is my target?
Hint #5: 5757 = 40mil

 

I feel like the two of you were made for each other.

 

So much this.

 

Ahhh. Anagram, not ambigram. Doh.

 

It's too early for words I don't know...

 

My brain hurts

 

I will go 11/21 with a Goose Island.