The Locals HINTS AND HAULS THREAD

I hear you....I recently went on mint to do some budgeting. Saw my liquor/beer purchases and my fedex/ups bill for the year. My wife almost had a stroke. I'm now on probation....that is after Rare Day....and the 4 Elf Party....

 

The one that involves drinking green beer?

According to Fedex my Turkey box will arrive tomorrow at Shamrock Ave.

-Patrick

 

Turkey Hint #1 - Target acquired and I've never shipped to him before!
Turkey Hint #2 - I'm shipping West
Turkey Hint #3 - You do not live in a costal state.
Turkey Hint #4 - You were one out of 11 who liked my post about the bourbon.
Turkey Hint #5 - Your box should go out beginning of next week...i'm waiting on a box with your last beer in it. I sure hope my box makes it on time! In the meantime, you might want to kill me...but I had an extra pair of gloves this whole time....I'll send them to you if you need them!

 

Thanks to all our vets for their service!

 

I saw pumpkin retribution the other day in SJ, but it was ~$25. Did not see any other variant.

 

thats the 22oz last year or older.. new batch is 12oz bottles

 

Just a heads up, Jive Turkey box should be landing tomorrow. Glad my target finally figured out my clues. Let's just say, he's not quite the detective that Batman is...

Also have a nice little box landing on Friday out in Mass in a town about 21 miles west of Boston. It's fitting that I'll be drinking Bourbon County all day Friday, and now you can too.

 

Final Turkey Hint: Target have you figured me out yet? Box is landing tomorrow in a state that still won't let you pump your own gas...

 

Hoping that was a typo and you meant 2.1 miles west...

 

Hoping this is a typo too... I'm 12 miles west of Boston.

 

Well, I guess one of you will be happy, and one of you will just be.

 

Ok so I went through Turkey hints, the ones I could find, and Im at 12 possible sender, 2-3 Im pretty sure are not shipping to me, but their hints are too vague. @HoppySeb is most likely shipping to myself or Nick.

My Turkey jerky hints:
1. You never submitted a wish list and your wants are still a year out dated.
2. Im trip next week can't help me with buying beers for your box since its in your distro.
3. For a state thats not on the east or west coast, your state has a shit load of light houses.

Your box will ship on Friday.

 

Jive turkey hint...take @Dave_Treat off your list of he's still there. We have impact in FIB land....

I think he dug the wrapping paper out of my grandmas closet...the floral print is fantastic! Really looking forward to this 6 days kicking off! Thanks Dave!

 

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@Dave_Treat Elite counting skillz on display again........

Lurks back out........

 

I finally get to forward one. Speaking of forwarding, there is a box on a truck on the way to my house. Did someone forward this to me? I have been pouring thru days and days of postings. I know that I didn't win anything. @andreizm Can you explain? Right now I am California dreaming about this box and my 6DOT from @campa86

 

So my wife is changing jobs soon but she wants to eat up some vacation before. She wants to go somewhere in the us and late Jan or feb. Is there a good beer event or release we could attend?

 

Forwarding to someone who is out of beer.

 

Down to 9 possible senders, 3 of whom I think are unlikely based on clues I haven't deciphered, and all of whom I still have at least 10 other targets for.

I confess to putting in seven bottles too. But that was just because the way I packed I couldn't fit a third bottle in my bottom tier, and the extra one I added filled the space perfectly.