SWTFYW Hints and Hauls!!!

Is it 69? It's 69. Definitely 69. Right? 69?

Edit: I defer my win to someone else. You pick.

 

Is a 69 a win from you??? if so im IN

 

Congrats @Houser! Job market can be a bitch, sometimes you just need to take the first job offer that comes along.... I'll order you a variety pack of different flavors of lube to get you started!

Now, should I go with the "regular" or "tropical fruit" assortment?

 

as you can see, i respectfully declined.






















but seriously, tropical.

 

One final taco before my trek to FIB land.

 

Done and done.

 

Is the PW glass to get you pumped to come to FIB land?

 

I love my pw glass.
I feel like a real dirty fib when I use it.

 

I find spicy food before a road trip is usually the best course of action!

 

^^really glad I proof read that and noticed that I forgot the y in spicy.

 

I dont know whats more dangerous.
Tacos before the trip or only packing 1 pair of undies

 

Remind me not to sit next to you any time over the weekend

 

I see a Pipeworks colon cleanse regimen in someone's near future..........

 

Crap in Zeke's Basement LIF

Time to give away some beer. Over the last couple of years, a number of you have joined me in my basement bar, The Hairy Chihuahua to drink some beer. If you're reading this now it means you escaped with your life and your beer. Lucky. The fact that you've been in my basement in no way increases your chance of winning this LIF unless you're some kind of Rain Man. The pictures below show parts of 3 of my "collections".

^^^Note the tube full of bottle caps. Approximately 48" high and 3" in diameter.

^^^Note the glasses as well as the bottle cap magnets.

The rules: Open to anyone who has previously posted in either SWTFYW thread and to Slackers.

I need 3 guesses from you. Answer all 3 at the same time.

1) How many bottle caps are in the tube?
2) How many bottle cap magnets do I have around the bar?
3) I try to get a glass from every different brewery/brewpub I visit. How many glasses are there?
3a) Tie breaker. How many of the breweries that I have glasses from are no longer in existence?

I will count everything this weekend. The 5 closest answers for question #1 (no PIR rules) will move on to round #2.
From those 5, the 3 closest answers to question #2 will move to round #3.
Of the 3 that are left, the closest to #3 wins. 3a will be used if necessary.
As far as what you win, I'll be shipping whatever/whenever TFIW.
Guesses of 42, 69, 111 and 420 are automatically disqualified for answer #1.
Quote this post or tag me with you answers please.

Also, if anyone can use any bottle caps, let me know.
Good Luck.

 

Congrats on the impending marital bliss. You're in the home stretch. The hard part is all that damned planning and negotiating. When that's done, you can have a great time and enjoy.

 

By bottle cap magnets, do you mean the whole strip with multiple caps on it, or is each bottle cap its own magnet?

 

I think I have this nailed: 197/89/63/17

Amiright?

 

Each unique bottle cap.

 

Well, we will find out. At least you're not disqualified!

 

1- 4.20
2- 420
3- 420
4- 420
Thanks!