The Locals HINTS AND HAULS THREAD

Fair enough.

Turkey Sixer Hints:
#1 - You like Pizza.
#2 - I know, for a fact, you like pizza from posts on this site.
#3 - I will make you want more pizza.
#4 - Making you want more pizza is sort of a content hint.
#5 - Your state is not famous for any particular style of pizza (deep dish, broolyn, etc).
#6 - Your pizza eating powers may be surprising to some, although your wife may not be amused by them.
#7 - I learned about your affinity to pizza from another DoX BIF.
#8 - Your pizza-related post(s) has/have been some of the most hilarious things I've read on this site.
#9 - Not shipping to @LehighAce06

 

FIBs aren't the only ones who can drink BCBS in the middle of a weekday.

 

Turkey Sixer Hints:
#1 - You like Pizza.
#2 - I know, for a fact, you like pizza from posts on this site.
#3 - I will make you want more pizza.
#4 - Making you want more pizza is sort of a content hint.
#5 - Your state is not famous for any particular style of pizza (deep dish, broolyn, etc).
#6 - Your pizza eating powers may be surprising to some, although your wife may not be amused by them.
#7 - I learned about your affinity to pizza from another DoX BIF.
#8 - Your pizza-related post(s) has/have been some of the most hilarious things I've read on this site.
#9 - Not shipping to @LehighAce06
#10 - You live in a state with more than 1 NFL team. None of which are doing great this season. Also, no players on your state's teams do pizza commercials.

 

Interestingly excludes ny and includes NJ

 

My guess is PA with PHL and Pitt. someone from the PBM2015

 

My guess is a very specific someone from the PBM whose life has more to do with pizza than just about anyone else in here.....

Could also be the other person whose life has more to do with pizza than just about anyone else in here......

 

I was thinking the same thing, but actually didn't eliminate either state from the potential candidate list. I also realized how few NFL teams in general (and especially from multi-team states) are "doing great" this year.

But I think California and Florida are also possibilities, are they not?

 

Pizzylvania?

 

So after revisiting hints and trying to at least verify whether they eliminated me, I'm still at nine possible senders but leaning towards one who has given very few clues, but one hard-to-research one seems like it could be me.

 

@HoppySeb and @Kylo76 (get well soon, wish I knew you went under the knife today I would have sent a care package!) are front and center on my sender list.

Also dropping off my turkey sixer box today. Will arrive Saturday. Will be sending west northwest. That should do a good job of figuring me out.

 

I would argue it eliminates NY. NY only has one team, the Bills

 

Hint # ???
My target has posted on the last two pages of this thread.

 

Preturkey sixer Target, Since I am not in the Turkey Sixer I am making my own rule and saying that these beers are to be opened day upon receipt. Also since I made this rule I am asking you to move the bomber to day 6. So the bottles should go Day 1, 3, 4, 5, 6, then 2. Hope that makes sense if not ill explain once you receive.

 

Is somebody going to have to drink 2 sets of turkey beers each day?

 

I sure hope so!

 

Hint I have shipped to my target before

 

Someone from the 6 DoH might recognize that paper....I recycled it, so, thank @bevoduz for that. All new beer mind you, but same paper. My wife gave me the eye roll when I brought it in.

And Devin, I did my best! Only 7...

 

Day 1 had to go together. Both on his wants list, and they just go...

EBF. There are still tickets available...

 

Interested, please.

 

Thankfully, no.