Sixpoint launches C.R.E.A.M. and beer flows like the Hudson

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  1. SCW

    SCW Initiate (0) Jul 25, 2004 New York

    semi-official press release:

    SIXPOINT ROLLS BACK THE CLOCK AND CHANNELS ITS BERSERKER SELF WITH A NEW FORMULATION FLOW. YOU'VE HAD CREAM IN YOUR COFFEE; NOW HAVE COFFEE IN YOUR C.R.E.A.M. ALE. IT'S MAD SCIENCE.

    MAD SCIENTISTS’ ORIGINale SHIPS JANUARY 2016 TO WHOLESALERS THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE SIXPOINT DISTRIBUTION NETWORK

    NOVEMBER 23, 2015, BROOKLYN, NYC, USA, WESTERN HEMISPHERE, PLANET EARTH, MILKY (CREAMY) WAY

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    Brooklyn-based Sixpoint Brewery today announced the launch of "C.R.E.A.M." - which will be the first new 2016 Cycliquid offering from the Mad Scientists. Have you heard?

    "Duane Sorenson and I were eating oysters and drinking lots of beer one morning..." started Shane Welch, Sixpoint's Chief Mad Scientist, as he paused and looked down into an empty glass of beer. "And then we realized there was something missing from this feast." The marathon morning session already had played both sides of AC/DC's High Voltage and Black Sunday from Cypress Hill. But they had not dropped the Wu yet. "Coffee. Cream. Ale. It just flows - like the Hudson" remarked Welch.

    The C.R.E.A.M. will be available in 6-packs of 12 oz sleek cans, and also available on draft. Folks of questionable taste will most likely be carrying it, and drinking it by the quarter gallon. Expect no less.

    The C.R.E.A.M. is brewed with a blend of pilsner and two-row pale and crystal malts, and stored cool for an extended period of time, and blended with cold-brewed coffee from Stumptown Coffee Roasters. The result is a golden blonde ale with the unmistakeable aroma of Finca El Injerto.

    "Craft Rules Everything Around Me" noted Welch.

    No animals were harmed during the creation of this beer. Yet two grown men ended up in the doghouse for coming home at noon reeking of beer and oysters.

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    "The Secret Ingredient....its the C.R.E.A.M."

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    "Still flowing after all these beers"



    THE $HOT

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    First taste from the tank this morning...
     
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  2. monkeybeerbelly

    monkeybeerbelly Initiate (0) Dec 6, 2012 New York

    KILLER!!! super stoked!

    put this in the silo can!
     
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  3. jim102864

    jim102864 Savant (1,035) Aug 9, 2005 Connecticut

    If only the acronym were decoded somewhere within the post.
     
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  4. donspublic

    donspublic Grand Pooh-Bah (3,552) Aug 4, 2014 Texas
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    If only your coffee offerings would make it down to Houston. This looks great
     
  5. donspublic

    donspublic Grand Pooh-Bah (3,552) Aug 4, 2014 Texas
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  6. PatrickCT

    PatrickCT Grand Pooh-Bah (3,776) Feb 18, 2015 Connecticut

    Cash Rules Everything Around Me. You need to go back to the 36 Chaymbahs! :wink:
     
  7. jim102864

    jim102864 Savant (1,035) Aug 9, 2005 Connecticut

    I agree, but they just need to decode the acronym.
     
  8. dcotom

    dcotom Grand High Pooh-Bah (6,637) Aug 4, 2014 Iowa
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    I hope we get this here in the Cedar Valley. I'd love to do a side-by-side comparison with GI Fulton Street Blend.

    ObPoll:
    5 - Other (Dog)
     
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  9. Patches826

    Patches826 Pooh-Bah (2,479) Aug 28, 2013 Massachusetts
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    Sweet!

    @Sixpoint Shane, with so much good stuff in the works can you confirm the order/dates of upcoming releases? CREAM, Hi-Res, 5Beans, ... Beast Mode?
     
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  10. SCW

    SCW Initiate (0) Jul 25, 2004 New York

    Hi there,

    We can tell you with certainty that you will see C.R.E.A.M. and Hi-Res in January 2016. 5Beans will drop in March 2016.

    After that, our vision is a little blurry :confused:
     
  11. Jlabs

    Jlabs Pooh-Bah (2,682) Nov 11, 2013 New York
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    nice start to 2016!
     
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  12. jRocco2021

    jRocco2021 Savant (1,083) Mar 13, 2010 Wisconsin

    C.R.E.A.M. gets my money dolla dolla bill y'all.
     
  13. BeerVikingSailor

    BeerVikingSailor Grand Pooh-Bah (3,667) Nov 19, 2009 Ohio
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    Awesome (S^) beer sauce!! Great news, Shane! Cool beans for sure......

    You should have included this with your announcement though.....just sayin'......:rolling_eyes:

     
  14. BeerVikingSailor

    BeerVikingSailor Grand Pooh-Bah (3,667) Nov 19, 2009 Ohio
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    Not sure if you are being sarcastic or....

    But the title is the "decoding" of the acronym......

    "Craft Rules Everything Around Me" noted Welch (CREAM, get it?)
     
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  15. BradenMK

    BradenMK Pundit (897) Sep 24, 2012 Alaska

    Guys, why is this acronym so deliberately confusing?
     
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  16. Jaycase

    Jaycase Grand Pooh-Bah (3,858) Jan 13, 2007 Illinois
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    Craft rules everything around me? Seems a bit forced to fit the acronym imo. But good to see a collaboration with Wu-Tang.
     
  17. JackHorzempa

    JackHorzempa Grand Pooh-Bah (3,375) Dec 15, 2005 Pennsylvania
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    Fo' shizzle!

    Cheers!
     
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  18. hopsputin

    hopsputin Grand Pooh-Bah (4,403) Apr 1, 2012 New Jersey
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    Yes please
     
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  19. laketang

    laketang Grand Pooh-Bah (3,017) Mar 22, 2015 Arizona
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    I can taste it already!
     
  20. The_Snow_Bird

    The_Snow_Bird Grand Pooh-Bah (3,557) May 7, 2015 Michigan
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    I love the awesome things you guys come up with
     
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