Worst beer you've tried

Isn't that one of the "obvious beers intended for alcoholics" that the OP said to not bother posting?

I came here to say Fireside Chat by 21st Ammendment.

 

Mikkeller has some good ones but are hard to find between all the weak ones out there. And the good ones are very pricey imho. Couple good ones but most are are hardly worth the time/$$$...again just IMHO.

 

Yes! They take water from the "river" next to the brewery. By saying river I mean runnoff from coal mining.
Rolling Rock is Hallowed by some because they don't know their ass from a hole in the ground.

 

That, Innis and Gunn, and Hell or High Watermelon are my lowest rated beers not from a small local brewery. Got a mix 12 from Alaskan this summer. Thank goodness I had family around to drink the rest of the White.

 

Wells Sticky Toffee Pudding Ale or was it the Banana Bread, I can't remember. I do know it was a drain pour.

 

Just had Cellar 3 Silva Stout Friday. Awful, just awful. Must have been infected. Tasted like vinegar.

 

i may have already said this but trimtab cucumber saison, or any cucumber saison really

 

it wasnt that good fresh either

 

it was implied

 

Mamma Mia! Pizza Beer or Moylans Hopsickle Imperial IPA (and no it wasn't because it was too hoppy. I love hoppy beers. Guessing it was a bad batch, had it in '11 both on draft and in a bottle, tasted rancid both times).

 

Michelob Ultra. Probably not even really a beer. I think it's malt flavored water from an abandoned nuclear facility.

 

Do yourself a favor. I don't think you need to revisit it. A lot of Sprecher's stuff is pretty decent but that scotch ale is just horrible. You were right the first time.

 

Eliminating macro brews I'd go with either Lagunitas Citrusinesis (didn't do it for me; tasted like brushing my teeth and then drinking expired orange juice) or Dogfish Head Choc Lobster (love them but this just didn't do it for me at all).

 

Macro: Mic Ultra, no contest there.

Micro/craft: Deschutes Black Butte Porter, in a restaurant in OR. Sour and gassy, thank God I had my bicarb to kill the burn. Bad batch, dirty lines,dunno.

 

tried to soldier through this one after spending $14... drain pour, life is too short

 

Always thought Innis and Gunn tasted like pure oak chips to me. Had to check my mouth for splinters afterwards.

 

Nogne O Dark Horizon. Absolutely no carbonation. Boozy, syrupy, cloyingly sweet, and just awful. One sip and poured down the drain.

 

My second bottle of Epic Brainless on Peaches was from 2013, totally my fault for not checking the release number (#35). It was very sour and funky and I drain poured the rest of the bottle, sucks because it was $14.

My first bottle was release #65 and it was awesome.

 

I had a FunkyE Star that literally tasted like muddy water, $10 down the drain.

 

I thought Pentagram was delicious. What other sour or wild beers do you enjoy?