12 Days of XMAS BIF

I know I'm not your target, based on geographical deduction... but damn -- Nelson Hose is definitely one of the best beers I ever had. Incredibly yummy.

 

Hint #1: Shipping east
Hint #2: Your state abbreviation and my full name share at least one character
Hint #3: My target's state boundaries do touch a major body of water
Hint #4: According to my OpenFlights profile, I have flown into or out of at least one airport in my target's state.

 

After attending FOBAB this weekend, I have been inspired to challenge myself to a FOBAB-esque box.

Target, like this post if you would all 12 days to be of the barrel aged variety. If I get more than 40 likes (we have more than that in this BIF) even your stocking stuffers shall follow suit.

 

Yes DTW!!

 

Since Im enjoying Day 1 of the Locals Turkey Six Days, Ill give some more hints:

Hint #1 Im going to fuck your liver (Really I hope you have friends)
Hint #2 Shipping South
Hint # 3 You were a dirty stinking Reb
Hint#4 Forgot if I gave one.
Hint #5 Ive been in your state only once in my live, but Ill be there again in January.

 

Hint: You have more posts than me.

 

Hint #4: I don't travel for work often, but I did spend a fair amount of time in my target's state a few years ago

 

Here's a few more.....

Hint #0 - Not shipping to @LehighAce06
Hint #1 - Skid Row 1989
Hint #2 - Madonna 1989
Hint #3 - Bee Gees 1967
Hint #4 - Hurts 2010
Hint #5 - Less ion
Hint #6 - add e
Hint #7 - The Temptations 1965
Hint #8 - The Offspring 1994
Hint #9 - Bee Gees 1967
Hint #10 - Johnny Cash 1969
Hint #11 - Kris Allen 2009
Hint #12 - Megadeath 2004
Hint #13 - Nirvana 1993
Hint #14 - Less e
Hint #15 - Vanilla Ice 1990

#PBM2015

 

Counted posts or actual posts?

 

Hint 9: AA

 

Counted posts

 

Off to Union for some beers, I wonder if my target would like some fresh double duckpin

 

Hint #1: I've heard from multiple people that you're a "good guy" and from what I've seen that's 100% true. My goal this BIF is to crush your "wants", hit a couple "Santa" beers, and send a nice selection from my 2 favorite MA breweries despite you only having a few of their beers on your lists.

Hint #2: With all this talk of "Christmas Eve" beers, it's going to be tough to not include something. I will definitely include a beer for consumption on that night, and after looking over your wants have decided it will be a bottle from Hill Farmstead which is on your Wants list, and have never checked in on UnTappd.

Hint #3: Putting together this box seems more difficult than I remember the 12DoS being. @PA-Michigander has offered up a LIF box to the "Best Box of 12DoX" so maybe I'm just trying too hard, but I've already hit the snake pit to secure you at least one of your Wish/Santa beers from one of the following breweries; Casey, Rare Barrel, Jester King, Hill Farmstead.

Hint #4: I've got to speed up these hints due to the expected shipment of my "stocking stuffer box" which will include tons of fresh hops from my weekend mission, and will travel less than 1,000 miles. Please "Like" this hint if you don't mind figuring out I'm your sender a solid 3-weeks ahead of Christmas morning.

Hint #5: My target "Liked" hint #4! Even if he didn't, I would have sent the fresh hops anyways because that's just the kind of guy I am.

 

protip: I don't know who your target is (or have forgotten), but he/she would like some fresh double duckpin.

 

Just did an extensive rundown of your Wants & Hads here on BA, as well as your Check-Ins on UnTappd. Pending the arrival of a couple last second additions to your box, here's the breakdown...

12 Days
11 New ticks (the 12th bottle is a Permawant)
6 Wants (One of the other 6 is a 100-rated world class stout... you must have missed that one)
9.2% ABV average (High = 17%, Low = 4.4% - although 1 of the days doesn't have ABV listed anywhere on the internets)
95.2 BA Score average
4.39 rAvg (or I guess just "Avg" now)

I think this box is gonna keep you on your toes, constantly guessing what's coming next. And your stocking stuffers might include a couple non hoppy beers... sorry?

 

Well I suppose if you are my sender, I'll just be surprised as my head hurts every time I try to figure something out

 

Hint: I've been hungover in my target's state, but no BA'ers have seen me hungover in this state.

 

Shipping west!

 

Been out for a while, but ready to dive in. Looks like I have about 20 pages to catch up on. Hints forthcoming.

 

Hint #1: Head east on Kessler Dr.
Hint #2: Turn left onto Jules Dr.
Hint #3: Turn right onto Longwood Dr
Hint #4: Turn right onto Dallas Parkway.
Hint #5: Use the left lane to take the Dallas North Tollway S ramp