12 Days of XMAS BIF

Except if it's not.....

 

Don't you have a couple days of pr0n to post somewhere ?

 

Hint #1 - Shipping East
Hint #2 - My target has more posts than I do
Hint #3 - Found out my target and I both follow a certain "Beer Personality" on Facebook
Hint #4 - If I hand deliver these boxes straight to my target, I'd be driving for a day and a half.
Hint #5 - My target has more likes than I do
Hint #6 - My target has more trades than I do

 

Hint 5: Every BIF, multiple people are from my target's state. This one is no different.

I am down to 23 people.... still way too many.
Content Hint 1: I set up a trade with a west coast local for some specific wants.

 

This is probably the first set of hints in 32 pages that I thought, hey that could be me. Otherwise I've been confused.

 

Yeah true. Either way I think I will be alright haha. I just don't calender too well.

 

I'm down to 16 possible senders, with 2 more I am thinking can be crossed off, and only 1 I am leaning towards

 

Hint #1: I had some excellent beers awaiting you, but after seeing your preferences I'll have to rethink a bit.
Hint #2: I have 5 of your Wants on-hand but it appears from your Untappd profile that you've already had them. If you like this post you get all 5; if not one or two may end up as stocking stuffers anyway.
Hint #3: Judging by your profile, you probably would have been interested in an event I went to last night at NKY's newest operating brewery.
Hint #4: As of this post, you didn't Like Hint #2. Fresh ticks it is!
Hint #5: The last time my favorite band played in your state was January 17, 2015
Hint #6: The weather where you are is hovering around freezing this week but should get up to 38 next Monday according to Google. I'll likely ship out then after I collect a couple brewery-only releases this weekend.

 

Hint I have more trades than you via the feedback system and your name is not listed in my trading feedback history

 

To my sender, I suck at the hints game, and Im trying to catch up, but yeah I don't mind being surprised when my box arrives.

 

I have been a slacker posting anything with work and vacations. I only have 33 pages to catch up on.

Hint #1- I am shipping east

 

At least it's not 34 pages........

 

And I am so stupid I can't even figure out which direction I am shipping. Original post edited. I am shipping east! I don't deserve to be in this BIF.

 

To this I give you a resounding

BAH HUMBUG!!!!!!

 

dear target, please like this post if you like shitty wrap jobs, and by shitty wrap jobs i mean you dont have any christmas wrapping paper, so in a pinch you use newspaper from the free sunday newspapers that have been getting delivered to you the last few weeks.

 

Go Big my friend........
#McDonaldsbags #Littleceasarscrazybreadbags

 

Hint #1 - Not shipping to anyone in PA
Hint #2 - Not shipping to any states that share a border with PA
Hint #3 - Not shipping to California
Hint #4 - Not shipping to Kentucky
Hint #5 - Not shipping to New Hampshire

 

Hint #1 - Danny Glover
Hint #2 - Brian Boitano
Hint #3 - Victoria Beckham
Hint #4 - Jake Gyllenhaal
Hint #5 - Jay Z
Hint #6 - Pappy Van Winkle
Hint #7 - George Washington
Hint #8 - Reggie Bush

 

Sorry!