12 Days of XMAS BIF

At least 3 of us... Unless you're my sender then the number stays at 2

 

hint: not shipping to @Cdolan04

 

Haha you've been crossed off my list for a while

 

I've got 17 ppl left on my list, partially bc I'm too lazy to decode some of the crazy hints, and then a few ppl who want it to be a surprise and haven't given many hints.. I may just wait and be surprised myself to avoid the headache @Mipper has caused me 4 times already..

That being said..

Content hint: stocking stuffers!

Will be going to one of my fav New England breweries to stock up this weekend although their Saturday hours are a bit different this weekend! You will be getting somewhere between 75-90% of my haul and some shwag

 

Well hello there.

 

according to this you are out for me....

http://simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/Places_visited_by_the_Simpson_family

I have no clue who my sender is!

 

Hint 11: Space

 

Hint #1: Head east on Kessler Dr.
Hint #2: Turn left onto Jules Dr.
Hint #3: Turn right onto Longwood Dr
Hint #4: Turn right onto Dallas Parkway.
Hint #5: Use the left lane to take the Dallas North Tollway S ramp
Hint #6: Caution, this route has tolls
Hint #7: Merge onto Dallas North Tollway S

 

Still in the running

 

Hint #1 - Not shipping to anyone in PA
Hint #2 - Not shipping to any states that share a border with PA
Hint #3 - Not shipping to California
Hint #4 - Not shipping to Kentucky
Hint #5 - Not shipping to New Hampshire
Hint #6 - Not shipping to Wisconsin

 

oooo, mystery shipment initiated.. could be my 12days, or something my wife ordered

 

Hint:

Your wishlist contains a specific geographical style of beer. You then listed several breweries, none of which pertain to this geographic area. In fact I would say many of the breweries you listed are close to the opposite of the style you listed.

 

I've gotten two notices this week. Both turned out to be shoes............

 

Hint #1: Your list of hads dwarfs mine.
Aside #1: While your list is long, that doesn't mean that I won't be able to tickle your palette with interesting beers you've never tasted, and I like that.
Hint #2: Shipping East.
Aside #2: My rules will vary ever-so-slightly from the general rules, but I do WTFIW.
Hint #3: This isn't your first BIF, but as far as I can tell you were not in the original 12 DoX BIF last year...
Aside #3: Reinforce your porch now. I have already supplied my FedEx driver with extra strength anti-inflammatories. I do WTFIW.

 

Hands on here? Or on untappd?

 

I will neither confirm nor deny any connection with my target, but for the purposes of all hints I am referencing this site only.

If one were curious about my personal rules addendum for my target, it will be the same as last year.

 

Good enough for me.. Continue doing WTFYW

 

Hint 12: Less Space

 

Hint#1 - Heading East
Hint#2 - Your wants list was pretty daunting, but with the help of someone in this BIF, I was able to knock of a couple wants. Big thanks to the guy who was able to help me out!

 

Started planning my box too early so now I'm second guessing.

All other variables constant - barrel aged, style, 1 pp - do you think my target enjoys vanilla or apple brandy more?
This is also a hint...I think