To my target, your box shipped today. It's missing the small swag item, unless you consider @Mipper chair cushion as small swag as I could not find something suitable for you yet, but something will come soon. But it is loaded up with 127oz of delicious beer to hold you over for a little while during the cold winters you'll be having soon.
I lied, that was another box. BIF box has already landed. 99.9% sure my target know he's my target, gonna be a long day at work for him
Hahahaha....Glad I wasn't the first to break the rules. I'm having a helluva time narrowing down what to send.
I didn't go over the oz limit, some spots in the shipper were for swag. It's also not 36lbs, I took a shot in the dark because I boxed it at work without a scale. Actual weight is 28lbs. That wtf might just turn into an omgfuckyea when you make it home today though
Hint #9: My doctor tells me I should start slowing it down - but there are more old drunks than there are old doctors so let's all have another round.
Yeah, so...... I wasn't talking about the 36 pound box that @VetsPackage sent, that's just fine. And frankly, I'm not trying to be as much of a hardass about the rules for maximum volume this time around anyway..... MY "wtf" was about the OTHER tracking number he posted a pic of........
Figured you deserved a little something for putting all the work in to keep this running @LehighAce06
Well shit, in that case I have a Lowes medium box I've been looking for an excuse to use and while were "bending the rules" I consider a certain farmhouse brewery in the Texas hill country to be "local" to me. Deal with it target. Also, since I'm feeling generous today I'll give you guys a content hint and a real hint that will cross me off of someone's list. Content hint - @smanson56 doesn't care for a style of beer that will be in my targets box. Hint #18 Not shipping to @smanson56