Lies BAs say

Discussion in 'Beer Talk' started by ediaz, Aug 17, 2012.

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  1. luisfrancisco

    luisfrancisco Zealot (642) Dec 1, 2009 Mexico

    It's not that good, I can taste some diacetyl in there.
     
  2. Longstaff

    Longstaff Initiate (0) May 23, 2002 Massachusetts

    Reinheitsgebot stifles creativity

    I love lagers....my favorites are Prima Pils and Celebrator...

    Big flavor = quality

    Subtlety = boring

    I never drink BMC beers...

    Drinkability is a term that only applies to the evil macrobrewers

    Innovation and experimentation is what makes craft beer so great...
     
  3. OneBeertoRTA

    OneBeertoRTA Initiate (0) Jan 2, 2010 California

    I got this very same trade done a month ago

    I'd make that trade if I still had my XXX
     
  4. acurtis

    acurtis Grand Pooh-Bah (4,540) Sep 27, 2010 New Jersey
    Pooh-Bah Trader

    I finally got your box ready to go and as I was walking to my car I slipped on black ice, the box fell and all the wales broke. Sorry I won't be able to send your box now.
     
  5. Axic10

    Axic10 Maven (1,386) Mar 15, 2008 New Jersey
    Trader

    Worst lie of all time.
     
  6. Cjames88

    Cjames88 Initiate (0) Mar 6, 2011 Pennsylvania

    No beer for me thanks, I'm watching my figure.
     
  7. paulys55

    paulys55 Initiate (0) Aug 2, 2010 Pennsylvania

    Package weight: 1#
     
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  8. hopsleeroy

    hopsleeroy Initiate (0) Oct 16, 2007 North Carolina

    Lie: "I've got that in my Cellar/I've been cellaring that beer for ___ years"
    Truth: Dude-your closet and/or garage is not a cellar
    More truth: I'm guilty of this one!!
     
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  9. Sarlacc83

    Sarlacc83 Initiate (0) Mar 2, 2008 Oregon

    Canadian Breakfast Stout is rare and holding up fine.
     
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  10. tewaris

    tewaris Initiate (0) Jul 14, 2009 Minnesota

    That beers taste just as good out here as they do in their original setting?
     
  11. Arbitrator

    Arbitrator Pooh-Bah (1,967) Nov 26, 2008 California
    Pooh-Bah Trader

    Barry sent largadeer a box "to share with Arbi." largadude drank the whole box without me.

    In retrospect, it's not that surprising. Fox guarding the henhouse, assuming the henhouse is rare and barrel-aged.
     
  12. BedetheVenerable

    BedetheVenerable Initiate (0) Sep 5, 2008 Missouri

    "Abacus is best fresh"
     
  13. BedetheVenerable

    BedetheVenerable Initiate (0) Sep 5, 2008 Missouri

    Also, "My wife/husband/significant other knows about all the beer I buy..."
     
  14. StarRaptor

    StarRaptor Initiate (0) Jun 8, 2010 California

    "I'd never buy an InBev brand! 4 Pack of BCBS please."
     
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  15. beernut

    beernut Initiate (0) Jun 6, 2008 New Jersey

    "My girfriend likes craft beer." (yeah right, you don't have a girlfriend)
    "My roommates are pissed because I have too many cases of beer." (by roommates I mean parents)
     
  16. semibaked

    semibaked Pooh-Bah (1,897) Mar 27, 2007 Minnesota
    Pooh-Bah

    Everything I have had from White Birch was terrible. :sunglasses:
     
  17. jegross2

    jegross2 Initiate (0) Jan 3, 2010 Illinois

    But it wasnt!
     
  18. YaKnowBrady

    YaKnowBrady Pundit (809) Jul 23, 2010 New Jersey

    A lot of people agree would agree with you, I just don't see the problem anymore, now that they've worked out a lot of their early production "kinks"
     
  19. jegross2

    jegross2 Initiate (0) Jan 3, 2010 Illinois

    This is the number one lie i tell
     
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  20. BearsOnAcid

    BearsOnAcid Pooh-Bah (2,239) Mar 17, 2009 Massachusetts
    Pooh-Bah

    "Beatification is coming out soon."

    Would've made sense a year ago.
     
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