12 Days of XMAS BIF

At one point Wicked Weed was doing a nice leisurely bottle release this weekend that is going to hit my target's box... Now they are up to four bottles releasing this weekend. Almost certain all will hit my target's box in some form, either as an extra or a Day. But I have it on good authority that you'll probably be okay with receiving more Wicked Weed.

 

Huh... So I have two California breweries within striking distance, Sierra Nevada (8 away) and Stone (17 away). Oddly, 3 of my 4 top checked-in breweries are from California (The Bruery being the other), though Wicked Weed (104 unique beers) is my top one.

 

Impact from @Devman171 ! Looks like an awesome box from an awesome dude! Pics to come probably Saturday (50+ hours this week at work, damn snow birds).

 

MORE HINTS! Need to whittle this down a bit, still have a big list.

 

Nope, that's Matt who has a flip phone. Even has a special pocket in his jorts for it.

 

Oh yeah, and the first 56 pounds of my targets 13DOX is on truck for delivery!

 

I don't know how much more obvious I can make it.......

 

My target is @Clarkson

 

Who?

 

So you're shipping to some guy named Clark's son? I'm lost.

 

Pretty sure I never admitted to sending this, no due process? Guilty until proven innocent? I was framed I tell you!!!

 

Superman had a Son and he's in our BIF?

Either that or you are sending to Dr. Leonard Hofstadter. (Yeah I know it's obscure......but literally Clark's son)

 

Is that Lefty's brother in law?

 

I'm gonna try and go with some easier hints next BIF. @Clarkson seems to give good hints. Any tips?

 

I think @Clarkson needs some more hints though!

 

Ok, since all you assholes are making fun of me for still not figuring this out, I thought I'd help MY Target out a bit with another hint, because I'm a good guy like that. And apologies to @PassMeAZima - I can no longer speak in our native dialect as it is confusing all those Yankee boys and their snow shovels. Sorry brother.

Hint #1: Head east on Kessler Dr.
Hint #2: Turn left onto Jules Dr.
Hint #3: Turn right onto Longwood Dr
Hint #4: Turn right onto Dallas Parkway.
Hint #5: Use the left lane to take the Dallas North Tollway S ramp
Hint #6: Caution, this route has tolls
Hint #7: Merge onto Dallas North Tollway S
Hint #8: Take the Sam Rayburn Tollway N exit
Hint #9: Keep left at the fork, follow signs for Sam Rayburn Tollway N
Hint #10: Continue onto TX-399 Spur E
Hint #11: Continue onto S McDonald St
Hint #12: Turn right onto Industrial Blvd
Hint #13: Use the left 2 lanes to turn left onto S Airport Dr
Hint #14: Use the right 2 lanes to turn right onto E University D
Hint #15: Keep on goin' when you see the Muffler and Lube shop. Go ahead a put a dip in, yer gonna cruise for a spell now.
Hint #16: Take a right at the ol' Greenville train station, head towards Braums.
Hint #17: Turn left where yer cousin Skeeter is diggin' that there hole to work on plumbing.
Hint #18: At the Farmers Market, turn left
Hint#19: Take a right when you see all them tractors for sale. Don't stop and look at them tractors, you gotta put some Willie and Merle on and get on I30.
Hint #20: Take Exit 138A for I-440 E toward L.R. National Airport/L.R. River Port/Memphis

 

Still heading in the right direction, long way to go though.

 

So I realized that I explained my lack of hint, but didn't actually fix that fact....

Hint #4..... My target has yet to post a 5th time in this thread. I'm pretty sure that narrows it down pretty significantly, at the very least to people that are probably not playing the hint game anyway.

 

Not sending to @Clarkson

 

There is a hint within that hint..........