12 Days of XMAS BIF

I'm starting this over....

Hint #1--Shipping to someone in TEXAS
Hint #2--not shipping to anyone in this thread except for @Clarkson
Hint #3--I have faith in @Clarkson that he can figure this out

I'm shipping to you @Clarkson

 

Are you sure? Maybe you're just saying that to throw @Clarkson off the trail of his real sender, you

 

Look Jason, while I really do appreciate your help in trying to help me find my Sender, your "Hints" do nothing but placate me and throw me off the scent of my real Sender. Stop fucking with me.

 

That's too obvious. You need to be more sneaky about hints, you know, something like Hint #8--my target is @Clarkson . Now that is more obscure and will keep people begging for more hints so that they can figure out what the hell it means.

 

Are you my Sender Russ?

 

We have a Real Inspector Clouseau here!!!!! How he does it, I don't know.

 

Don't worry Jason, during the 12 DoS I sent to him and he had no idea even AFTER my box arrived...

You came pretty close to admitting it and then I got @vitaminvert to admit it via text. I'll have a 'list' later today. I just hope I'm not adding anyone else to it!

 

Now stop taking credit for the box that someone else sent me Nick. For shame!

 

Oh what a tangled web we weave.............

 

**Disclaimer No shipping labels were harmed during this 12DOX**

 

I better not be on any kind of "list". I'll provide a doctor's note saying I'm allergic to lists if need be.

 

Hint 3: Flacco
Hint 4: Marino
Hint 5: Majkowski
Hint 6: Pennington
Hint 7: The Eagles
Hint 8: NC
Hint 9: AA
Hint 10: 1974
Hint 11: Space
Hint 12: Less Space
Hint 13: Anal Bum Cover
Hint 14: Less 'an' & 'cover'
Hint 15: Playboy
Hint 16: Less 'boy'
Hint 17: QBs
Hint 18: Edit
Hint 19: Less 'it'
Hint 20: 16+19
Hint 21: my target's @LehighAce06
Hint 22: less @LehighAce06
Hint 23: offal
Hint 24: Less 'fal"
Hint 25: Schramm's featuring Balaton cherries
Hint 26: less 'ment'
Hint 27: 7+10+14 = ?
Hint 28: 3,4,5,6, 8+9, 17
Hint 29: 24, 22, 26

 

Puts on my Amazing Kreskin Hat.......

Next hints will be..........

Hint 30: Omaha, Omaha
Hint 31: Hike!
Hint 32: They'll Never Get These Hints Of Mine.........

 

I know the state you are shipping to at least.

 

This is bullshit!

I'll be the judge if you make a list or not my good friend

 

HINT

 

Hint 3: Flacco
Hint 4: Marino
Hint 5: Majkowski
Hint 6: Pennington
Hint 7: The Eagles
Hint 8: NC
Hint 9: AA
Hint 10: 1974
Hint 11: Space
Hint 12: Less Space
Hint 13: Anal Bum Cover
Hint 14: Less 'an' & 'cover'
Hint 15: Playboy
Hint 16: Less 'boy'
Hint 17: QBs
Hint 18: Edit
Hint 19: Less 'it'
Hint 20: 16+19
Hint 21: my target's @LehighAce06
Hint 22: less @LehighAce06
Hint 23: offal
Hint 24: Less 'fal"
Hint 25: Schramm's featuring Balaton cherries
Hint 26: less 'ment'
Hint 27: 7+10+14 = ?
Hint 28: 3,4,5,6, 8+9, 17
Hint 29: 24, 22, 26
Hint 30: Not shipping to @Clarkson

 

From a very trustworthy source.

 

Very debatable.......

 

So, you're saying I still have a shot!