12 Days of XMAS BIF

Oh ok. Thank god, that should be a small box!

 

Yeah I think it's only like 30 lbs. or so.

 

Your boss is a dick! Remember when I forgot who your boss was...

Same situation on the swag for me actually. Will be getting out a boss Pizza Boy glass.

 

What in the FUK?!? Somethings not right!

 

Alright target, long windedness coming on... Skip if need be.

Got you all boxed up:


Two different 12 shippers. Even the extras would be 'acceptable' but not wowing.

You do not have to partake in the challenge, if you'd rather not participate just unwrap both bottles each day. One will be the extra and one will be the actual 12 day beer.

Like me, you're a gambling man. So here's the challenge: for each day, there are two beers. Unwrap a Day 1 beer. Make your guess if that's really your day 1 beer or not. On every single beer there's a taped piece of paper that says 'yes' or 'no'. If you unwrap a beer and think it is your 12 day beer untape the piece of paper. If it says yes, you are correct and that beer is your 12 day beer and the other beer on the same day is an extra. If you're wrong you drink both beers!

As a heads up, drop all preconceived notions. I love Pizza Boy but you may get a beer from them that isn't your 'yes' beer. You may get a 12oz beer that is your 12 Day beer instead of a cork and caged beer that is NOT your beer. Maybe that Chocolate Rain isn't your 12 Day beer because that Black Tuesday is (god you don't want to miss that one!). Also, I didn't take into consideration Christmas, NYE, etc. Don't expect special beers on holidays. Good beers throughout.

Any questions feel free to contact me. I look forward to it regardless of what you do.

Cheers!

 

Is the intent to unwrap both Day 1 beers (for example) and then determine which is the 12 Day beer? Or is the intent to pick one of the Day 1 beers and then decide whether its the 12 Day beer without looking at the other beer?

 

The intent is unwrap one of the two beers and determine if that is, or is not, the beer for that day. As a hint, though my taste is not worthy, I did label each 'yes' beer as the better of the two beers or at least the beer I'd rather have.

 

Sorry antead fucked with my shipping time. Than ups will take 7 days to get to Texas from NJ.

 

Please don't send me old people.

 

Apologies @kayakandbeer, no pr0n tonight because I was called away to an emergency bottle share involving Hill Farmstead Genealogy, which has been a long term want of mine. I have unpacked the boxes though and... holy crap.. will post the pics tomorrow.

 

Oh f**k

 

Okay I'm done trying to figure out who my sender is at this point I'm going to assume I missed a clue somewhere and am all fuked up which is nothing new.

 

It's your lucky day! I am not your sender, but I think I know who is. If I'm right, you will NOT be disappointed!

 

I never ruled you out, and I asked for my box(es) to be delivered to my office.

 

I hope you drive a fork lift!

you may want to keep your eyes open tomorrow too....just in case!

 

Bring the pain!

 

Well, thanks to alerts, I think my target is on to me now. Boxes outbound.

 

I think I'm scared of your boxes.

 

Strike confirmed from @robgage


I'll have some more pr0n later when I get a chance to open this up.

EDIT: Everything appears to be in tact. I'll unpack it all and post more pics when I'm home from work.

 

Exclusive footage just released of my sender plotting my demise.