The Locals HINTS AND HAULS THREAD

"Checked into"? What does that even mean?

I've never had Launch! You sure it wasn't someone else in your UnTappd feed?

 

I'm in the same boat as you. I have no idea what the Stache is talking about. For me to actually make it to Nick's I would have had to leave on the Rascal in Mid August and no one knew their targets then. See...............completely innocent as always. I think your "list" has some errors and like one of my favorite characters Schultz.............You Know Nothing.

Lurks back out.............

 

For MOST of the. Yes. Putting Martin's address (SoCal) on a box coming from Santa Rosa is easy. The Massachusetts one is tougher due to the dense population of Massholes

@RuckIt, you deleted the checkin for it, which is just further proof...

 

This whole thing is pretty hilarious. Thanks @vitaminvert for the entertainment.

 

I picture Nick sitting on his couch iPad in one hand rabbit ears in the other. Tin foil hat on rocking back and forth. Front door boarded shut camera focused on porch. Crazy bread stocked in fridge notes posted all over the wall with flow charts and lists of suspects.

 

and for some reason, only the mustache is growing longer and longer. The beard seems to be stunted.

 

Say what you will about me - but I have NEVER deleted an UnTappd check-in. Thems fightin' words.

 

It appears you were looking at @xICooRsYIx UnTappd. Really, I haven't had any of the new Trillium beers recently.

 

With all of the fighting going on here as to who is out of beer and who isn't, who shipped what, and blaming people for deleting check-ins, we need to take a step back and remember that this is the holiday season and should be filled with joy and giving.

I hope the following will help everyone get back into the holiday spirit and I apologize in advance to anyone left out and more so to those that I've included:

'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the thread
Not a Local was posting, not even @edhizdeid;
The empties were scattered on the table without care,
Evidence of another epic bottle share;
@Clarkson was sprawled out on the bed;
While visions of Cinderella doing butt stuff danced in his head;
And @whyteboy003 in his jorts, and @PA-Michigander in his Packers onesie,
Had just blacked out on top of @rspauldi.
When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
Which caused @jawas to unexpectedly empty his bladder.
Away to the window @NickyPogs crawled like a drunken lobster,
Tore open the shutters and threw up on @twofacedmonster.
The moon shone on the pale skin of @ninjembro,
Who was passed out, half naked, on the lawn below,
When what to @dwmetsfan13 bloodshot eyes did appear,
But a miniature rascal and a slew of Locals with packages of beer,
With a little old driver so eager to get to work,
@Devman171 knew that this man would no longer lurk.
More rapid than Fukin’ FedEx, the Locals they came,
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name:
"Now, @Kramerbarthomer! now, @Tee2Grn! now @JasonR1975 and @UcDru!
On, @UTvols05! on, @Syracuse12! on, @Kylo76 and @core42 !”
And he continued to shout with a hint of glee:
“Forward, @JNForsyth, on, @ajaylock, now, @mbmiche and @PG2G!
To the porch! Destroy it at will!
Just like we did to @kgncfl !"
So up to the porch the Locals they ran
Almost crushing a passed out @valrxman-
And then, in a crunching, @Corriecrafts heard near the door
The stacking of boxes from ceiling to floor.
As @Mikexw made spreadsheets, to know which beer was where,
In through the door zoomed Saint @Mipper like a Christmas nightmare.
He was dressed all in fur, from his head to his feet,
And damn, he definitely looked older than @Dave_Treat;
Boxes of beer were stacked high in his rascal,
As he swerved to avoid @PassMeAZima urinating in the hall.
The bottles were many, who knew what he had in store,
Most likely trying to find a new tick for @treznor!
The beard on his chin was white and gruff,
But not nearly as impressive as the former beard of @devilfluff;
His nose was crooked with multiple scars across it,
Probably a result of playing rugby with @RuckIt;
He had a broad face and a little round torso
That shook like it was in a @LehighAce06 challenge video.
He was chubby and plump, and smelled like he just came from a bar,
Because he was returning from a date with the @mklisz avatar.
A wink of his eye and a twist of his head
Soon gave @xICooRsYIx a feeling of dread;
He shotgunned a crowler without spilling a drop on his shirt,
And belched “That’s how you do it, @vitaminvert !”,
In his hand the empty crowler he did then crush,
Which caused @Littlelotte88 to blush;
He revved up his rascal, to the Locals gave a whistle,
And away they flew like a @HoppySeb overnight missile.
But @wheelzntoys heard him exclaim, as he cut through the night like a knife—
“Happy Christmas to all, and I’m proud to be a Local for Life!”

 

Well done!

 

**Slow clap**

 

Epic. Cheers!

 

FUKIN awesome!

 

Viva la Mexico!

#vcs - From the source!



But I do have this for when @jrs3994243 arrives!

 

Is the Sol #lehighfresh?

 

Wow! That was Awesome Nate!

 

WAAHHHH I wasnt included I guess Ill go home and drown my sorrows in some beer

Also our very own @vitaminvert won my 50 states LIF. I am going to hold off until you are back home so I can beef up the box a bit since you are a local. It wont be as big as a round in here but bigger than I had planned if a non local won it.

 

To answer your recent question--I don't really get much chance to sample local breweries while I'm in Indiana / Chi-town. Don't feel the need to track down anything limited on my account, fun local beers that you enjoy drinking sound perfect.

 

/End thread.

 

BEST POST EVER. We need to safe this in the Locals off site archive.