The Locals HINTS AND HAULS THREAD

_RL_ · Dec 16, 2015

NJB145 said: ↑

With all of the fighting going on here as to who is out of beer and who isn't, who shipped what, and blaming people for deleting check-ins, we need to take a step back and remember that this is the holiday season and should be filled with joy and giving.

I hope the following will help everyone get back into the holiday spirit and I apologize in advance to anyone left out and more so to those that I've included:

'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the thread
Not a Local was posting, not even @edhizdeid;
The empties were scattered on the table without care,
Evidence of another epic bottle share;
@Clarkson was sprawled out on the bed;
While visions of Cinderella doing butt stuff danced in his head;
And @whyteboy003 in his jorts, and @PA-Michigander in his Packers onesie,
Had just blacked out on top of @rspauldi.
When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
Which caused @jawas to unexpectedly empty his bladder.
Away to the window @NickyPogs crawled like a drunken lobster,
Tore open the shutters and threw up on @twofacedmonster.
The moon shone on the pale skin of @ninjembro,
Who was passed out, half naked, on the lawn below,
When what to @dwmetsfan13 bloodshot eyes did appear,
But a miniature rascal and a slew of Locals with packages of beer,
With a little old driver so eager to get to work,
@Devman171 knew that this man would no longer lurk.
More rapid than Fukin’ FedEx, the Locals they came,
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name:
"Now, @Kramerbarthomer! now, @Tee2Grn! now @JasonR1975 and @UcDru!
On, @UTvols05! on, @Syracuse12! on, @Kylo76 and @core42 !”
And he continued to shout with a hint of glee:
“Forward, @JNForsyth, on, @ajaylock, now, @mbmiche and @PG2G!
To the porch! Destroy it at will!
Just like we did to @kgncfl !"
So up to the porch the Locals they ran
Almost crushing a passed out @valrxman-
And then, in a crunching, @Corriecrafts heard near the door
The stacking of boxes from ceiling to floor.
As @Mikexw made spreadsheets, to know which beer was where,
In through the door zoomed Saint @Mipper like a Christmas nightmare.
He was dressed all in fur, from his head to his feet,
And damn, he definitely looked older than @Dave_Treat;
Boxes of beer were stacked high in his rascal,
As he swerved to avoid @PassMeAZima urinating in the hall.
The bottles were many, who knew what he had in store,
Most likely trying to find a new tick for @treznor!
The beard on his chin was white and gruff,
But not nearly as impressive as the former beard of @devilfluff;
His nose was crooked with multiple scars across it,
Probably a result of playing rugby with @RuckIt;
He had a broad face and a little round torso
That shook like it was in a @LehighAce06 challenge video.
He was chubby and plump, and smelled like he just came from a bar,
Because he was returning from a date with the @mklisz avatar.
A wink of his eye and a twist of his head
Soon gave @xICooRsYIx a feeling of dread;
He shotgunned a crowler without spilling a drop on his shirt,
And belched “That’s how you do it, @vitaminvert !”,
In his hand the empty crowler he did then crush,
Which caused @Littlelotte88 to blush;
He revved up his rascal, to the Locals gave a whistle,
And away they flew like a @HoppySeb overnight missile.
But @wheelzntoys heard him exclaim, as he cut through the night like a knife—
“Happy Christmas to all, and I’m proud to be a Local for Life!”
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Can we get this printed on the next edition of the Locals glasses?

devilfluff · Dec 16, 2015

_RL_ said: ↑

Can we get this printed on the next edition of the Locals glasses?
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Are we getting 1 liter steins?

Devman171 · Dec 16, 2015

Das Booooooot

jawas · Dec 16, 2015

Well I shipped 4 boxes to Texas, 3 will still arrive on Monday for my 12 Days. Another is a ninja that was scheduled for friday but now will be delivered tomorrow.

Tee2Grn · Dec 16, 2015

NJB145 said: ↑

With all of the fighting going on here as to who is out of beer and who isn't, who shipped what, and blaming people for deleting check-ins, we need to take a step back and remember that this is the holiday season and should be filled with joy and giving.

I hope the following will help everyone get back into the holiday spirit and I apologize in advance to anyone left out and more so to those that I've included:

'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the thread
Not a Local was posting, not even @edhizdeid;
The empties were scattered on the table without care,
Evidence of another epic bottle share;
@Clarkson was sprawled out on the bed;
While visions of Cinderella doing butt stuff danced in his head;
And @whyteboy003 in his jorts, and @PA-Michigander in his Packers onesie,
Had just blacked out on top of @rspauldi.
When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
Which caused @jawas to unexpectedly empty his bladder.
Away to the window @NickyPogs crawled like a drunken lobster,
Tore open the shutters and threw up on @twofacedmonster.
The moon shone on the pale skin of @ninjembro,
Who was passed out, half naked, on the lawn below,
When what to @dwmetsfan13 bloodshot eyes did appear,
But a miniature rascal and a slew of Locals with packages of beer,
With a little old driver so eager to get to work,
@Devman171 knew that this man would no longer lurk.
More rapid than Fukin’ FedEx, the Locals they came,
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name:
"Now, @Kramerbarthomer! now, @Tee2Grn! now @JasonR1975 and @UcDru!
On, @UTvols05! on, @Syracuse12! on, @Kylo76 and @core42 !”
And he continued to shout with a hint of glee:
“Forward, @JNForsyth, on, @ajaylock, now, @mbmiche and @PG2G!
To the porch! Destroy it at will!
Just like we did to @kgncfl !"
So up to the porch the Locals they ran
Almost crushing a passed out @valrxman-
And then, in a crunching, @Corriecrafts heard near the door
The stacking of boxes from ceiling to floor.
As @Mikexw made spreadsheets, to know which beer was where,
In through the door zoomed Saint @Mipper like a Christmas nightmare.
He was dressed all in fur, from his head to his feet,
And damn, he definitely looked older than @Dave_Treat;
Boxes of beer were stacked high in his rascal,
As he swerved to avoid @PassMeAZima urinating in the hall.
The bottles were many, who knew what he had in store,
Most likely trying to find a new tick for @treznor!
The beard on his chin was white and gruff,
But not nearly as impressive as the former beard of @devilfluff;
His nose was crooked with multiple scars across it,
Probably a result of playing rugby with @RuckIt;
He had a broad face and a little round torso
That shook like it was in a @LehighAce06 challenge video.
He was chubby and plump, and smelled like he just came from a bar,
Because he was returning from a date with the @mklisz avatar.
A wink of his eye and a twist of his head
Soon gave @xICooRsYIx a feeling of dread;
He shotgunned a crowler without spilling a drop on his shirt,
And belched “That’s how you do it, @vitaminvert !”,
In his hand the empty crowler he did then crush,
Which caused @Littlelotte88 to blush;
He revved up his rascal, to the Locals gave a whistle,
And away they flew like a @HoppySeb overnight missile.
But @wheelzntoys heard him exclaim, as he cut through the night like a knife—
“Happy Christmas to all, and I’m proud to be a Local for Life!”
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Absolutely fantastic.

LehighAce06 · Dec 16, 2015

MCMASTERSANCHEZ said: ↑

They do howlers and I think they might fill other breweries growlers now but Id have to double check. They do have some good beers on tap usually and are starting to can and bottle more.

I just feel at times that I am not worthy of this group from the great beers I see flying around. I feel my boxes I send are good but others I see just floor me
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I'm happy to send you Yuengling in trade for whatever local shelfies you feel like sending back, just shoot me a BM!

UTvols05 · Dec 17, 2015

@NJB145 - SO epic man!!! That was great.

@NJB145 - check your porch

@UcDru - check your porch

@UcDru - everything you sent me made it safe and sound... pron time!

Drew answered my TRADE call for some BCBS and a few other things so I told him i'd gladly send 6-7 bottles and just send back WTFYW. Love doing these blind TRADES because they always exceed expectations and I get to help a brother out in the process.

Here's what Drew dropped on me:

-Jackie O's BBBM: Just drank this the other day in the #cellargame and Drew immediatly replenished my stock!
-Maumee Bay BA Total Eclipse: BA Breakfast stout? I have a thing for awesome breakfast stouts
-Night Shift Maracuya: Might be most excited to try this. Sounds so awesome and unique
-Growler of.... Vietnamese Coffee Speedway Stout: New tick and big want
-Braxton Dark Charge: BA Imp Stout... right up my alley
-3F Alpha Klaus: This may need to be my xmas/xmas eve beer. sounds great
-3F Zombie Dust: 2015 vintage, right on!
-3F Alpha King: new tick and also a big want

All in all a great mix of wants, styles I love, and repeats of brews I love. Thanks a ton Drew! Hope you enjoy your end of what I sent as much as I'll enjoy these.

Corriecrafts · Dec 17, 2015

NJB145 said: ↑

With all of the fighting going on here as to who is out of beer and who isn't, who shipped what, and blaming people for deleting check-ins, we need to take a step back and remember that this is the holiday season and should be filled with joy and giving.

I hope the following will help everyone get back into the holiday spirit and I apologize in advance to anyone left out and more so to those that I've included:

'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the thread
Not a Local was posting, not even @edhizdeid;
The empties were scattered on the table without care,
Evidence of another epic bottle share;
@Clarkson was sprawled out on the bed;
While visions of Cinderella doing butt stuff danced in his head;
And @whyteboy003 in his jorts, and @PA-Michigander in his Packers onesie,
Had just blacked out on top of @rspauldi.
When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
Which caused @jawas to unexpectedly empty his bladder.
Away to the window @NickyPogs crawled like a drunken lobster,
Tore open the shutters and threw up on @twofacedmonster.
The moon shone on the pale skin of @ninjembro,
Who was passed out, half naked, on the lawn below,
When what to @dwmetsfan13 bloodshot eyes did appear,
But a miniature rascal and a slew of Locals with packages of beer,
With a little old driver so eager to get to work,
@Devman171 knew that this man would no longer lurk.
More rapid than Fukin’ FedEx, the Locals they came,
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name:
"Now, @Kramerbarthomer! now, @Tee2Grn! now @JasonR1975 and @UcDru!
On, @UTvols05! on, @Syracuse12! on, @Kylo76 and @core42 !”
And he continued to shout with a hint of glee:
“Forward, @JNForsyth, on, @ajaylock, now, @mbmiche and @PG2G!
To the porch! Destroy it at will!
Just like we did to @kgncfl !"
So up to the porch the Locals they ran
Almost crushing a passed out @valrxman-
And then, in a crunching, @Corriecrafts heard near the door
The stacking of boxes from ceiling to floor.
As @Mikexw made spreadsheets, to know which beer was where,
In through the door zoomed Saint @Mipper like a Christmas nightmare.
He was dressed all in fur, from his head to his feet,
And damn, he definitely looked older than @Dave_Treat;
Boxes of beer were stacked high in his rascal,
As he swerved to avoid @PassMeAZima urinating in the hall.
The bottles were many, who knew what he had in store,
Most likely trying to find a new tick for @treznor!
The beard on his chin was white and gruff,
But not nearly as impressive as the former beard of @devilfluff;
His nose was crooked with multiple scars across it,
Probably a result of playing rugby with @RuckIt;
He had a broad face and a little round torso
That shook like it was in a @LehighAce06 challenge video.
He was chubby and plump, and smelled like he just came from a bar,
Because he was returning from a date with the @mklisz avatar.
A wink of his eye and a twist of his head
Soon gave @xICooRsYIx a feeling of dread;
He shotgunned a crowler without spilling a drop on his shirt,
And belched “That’s how you do it, @vitaminvert !”,
In his hand the empty crowler he did then crush,
Which caused @Littlelotte88 to blush;
He revved up his rascal, to the Locals gave a whistle,
And away they flew like a @HoppySeb overnight missile.
But @wheelzntoys heard him exclaim, as he cut through the night like a knife—
“Happy Christmas to all, and I’m proud to be a Local for Life!”
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Fukin Classic!
Arsenio Hall dog pound cheer *Woof Woof woof"

Devman171 · Dec 17, 2015

NJB145 said: ↑

With all of the fighting going on here as to who is out of beer and who isn't, who shipped what, and blaming people for deleting check-ins, we need to take a step back and remember that this is the holiday season and should be filled with joy and giving.

I hope the following will help everyone get back into the holiday spirit and I apologize in advance to anyone left out and more so to those that I've included:

'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the thread
Not a Local was posting, not even @edhizdeid;
The empties were scattered on the table without care,
Evidence of another epic bottle share;
@Clarkson was sprawled out on the bed;
While visions of Cinderella doing butt stuff danced in his head;
And @whyteboy003 in his jorts, and @PA-Michigander in his Packers onesie,
Had just blacked out on top of @rspauldi.
When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
Which caused @jawas to unexpectedly empty his bladder.
Away to the window @NickyPogs crawled like a drunken lobster,
Tore open the shutters and threw up on @twofacedmonster.
The moon shone on the pale skin of @ninjembro,
Who was passed out, half naked, on the lawn below,
When what to @dwmetsfan13 bloodshot eyes did appear,
But a miniature rascal and a slew of Locals with packages of beer,
With a little old driver so eager to get to work,
@Devman171 knew that this man would no longer lurk.
More rapid than Fukin’ FedEx, the Locals they came,
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name:
"Now, @Kramerbarthomer! now, @Tee2Grn! now @JasonR1975 and @UcDru!
On, @UTvols05! on, @Syracuse12! on, @Kylo76 and @core42 !”
And he continued to shout with a hint of glee:
“Forward, @JNForsyth, on, @ajaylock, now, @mbmiche and @PG2G!
To the porch! Destroy it at will!
Just like we did to @kgncfl !"
So up to the porch the Locals they ran
Almost crushing a passed out @valrxman-
And then, in a crunching, @Corriecrafts heard near the door
The stacking of boxes from ceiling to floor.
As @Mikexw made spreadsheets, to know which beer was where,
In through the door zoomed Saint @Mipper like a Christmas nightmare.
He was dressed all in fur, from his head to his feet,
And damn, he definitely looked older than @Dave_Treat;
Boxes of beer were stacked high in his rascal,
As he swerved to avoid @PassMeAZima urinating in the hall.
The bottles were many, who knew what he had in store,
Most likely trying to find a new tick for @treznor!
The beard on his chin was white and gruff,
But not nearly as impressive as the former beard of @devilfluff;
His nose was crooked with multiple scars across it,
Probably a result of playing rugby with @RuckIt;
He had a broad face and a little round torso
That shook like it was in a @LehighAce06 challenge video.
He was chubby and plump, and smelled like he just came from a bar,
Because he was returning from a date with the @mklisz avatar.
A wink of his eye and a twist of his head
Soon gave @xICooRsYIx a feeling of dread;
He shotgunned a crowler without spilling a drop on his shirt,
And belched “That’s how you do it, @vitaminvert !”,
In his hand the empty crowler he did then crush,
Which caused @Littlelotte88 to blush;
He revved up his rascal, to the Locals gave a whistle,
And away they flew like a @HoppySeb overnight missile.
But @wheelzntoys heard him exclaim, as he cut through the night like a knife—
“Happy Christmas to all, and I’m proud to be a Local for Life!”
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Damn fine job

PassMeAZima · Dec 17, 2015

whyteboy003 said: ↑

It was like water! Man do I miss my Kentucky grandma's gravy and biscuit!
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Come on back to KY buddy. We'll getcha some good gravy

PassMeAZima · Dec 17, 2015

NJB145 said: ↑

With all of the fighting going on here as to who is out of beer and who isn't, who shipped what, and blaming people for deleting check-ins, we need to take a step back and remember that this is the holiday season and should be filled with joy and giving.

I hope the following will help everyone get back into the holiday spirit and I apologize in advance to anyone left out and more so to those that I've included:

'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the thread
Not a Local was posting, not even @edhizdeid;
The empties were scattered on the table without care,
Evidence of another epic bottle share;
@Clarkson was sprawled out on the bed;
While visions of Cinderella doing butt stuff danced in his head;
And @whyteboy003 in his jorts, and @PA-Michigander in his Packers onesie,
Had just blacked out on top of @rspauldi.
When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
Which caused @jawas to unexpectedly empty his bladder.
Away to the window @NickyPogs crawled like a drunken lobster,
Tore open the shutters and threw up on @twofacedmonster.
The moon shone on the pale skin of @ninjembro,
Who was passed out, half naked, on the lawn below,
When what to @dwmetsfan13 bloodshot eyes did appear,
But a miniature rascal and a slew of Locals with packages of beer,
With a little old driver so eager to get to work,
@Devman171 knew that this man would no longer lurk.
More rapid than Fukin’ FedEx, the Locals they came,
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name:
"Now, @Kramerbarthomer! now, @Tee2Grn! now @JasonR1975 and @UcDru!
On, @UTvols05! on, @Syracuse12! on, @Kylo76 and @core42 !”
And he continued to shout with a hint of glee:
“Forward, @JNForsyth, on, @ajaylock, now, @mbmiche and @PG2G!
To the porch! Destroy it at will!
Just like we did to @kgncfl !"
So up to the porch the Locals they ran
Almost crushing a passed out @valrxman-
And then, in a crunching, @Corriecrafts heard near the door
The stacking of boxes from ceiling to floor.
As @Mikexw made spreadsheets, to know which beer was where,
In through the door zoomed Saint @Mipper like a Christmas nightmare.
He was dressed all in fur, from his head to his feet,
And damn, he definitely looked older than @Dave_Treat;
Boxes of beer were stacked high in his rascal,
As he swerved to avoid @PassMeAZima urinating in the hall.
The bottles were many, who knew what he had in store,
Most likely trying to find a new tick for @treznor!
The beard on his chin was white and gruff,
But not nearly as impressive as the former beard of @devilfluff;
His nose was crooked with multiple scars across it,
Probably a result of playing rugby with @RuckIt;
He had a broad face and a little round torso
That shook like it was in a @LehighAce06 challenge video.
He was chubby and plump, and smelled like he just came from a bar,
Because he was returning from a date with the @mklisz avatar.
A wink of his eye and a twist of his head
Soon gave @xICooRsYIx a feeling of dread;
He shotgunned a crowler without spilling a drop on his shirt,
And belched “That’s how you do it, @vitaminvert !”,
In his hand the empty crowler he did then crush,
Which caused @Littlelotte88 to blush;
He revved up his rascal, to the Locals gave a whistle,
And away they flew like a @HoppySeb overnight missile.
But @wheelzntoys heard him exclaim, as he cut through the night like a knife—
“Happy Christmas to all, and I’m proud to be a Local for Life!”
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I will neither confirm or deny pissing in the hall

UcDru · Dec 17, 2015

UTvols05 said: ↑

@NJB145 - SO epic man!!! That was great.

@NJB145 - check your porch

@UcDru - check your porch

@UcDru - everything you sent me made it safe and sound... pron time!

Drew answered my TRADE call for some BCBS and a few other things so I told him i'd gladly send 6-7 bottles and just send back WTFYW. Love doing these blind TRADES because they always exceed expectations and I get to help a brother out in the process.

Here's what Drew dropped on me:

-Jackie O's BBBM: Just drank this the other day in the #cellargame and Drew immediatly replenished my stock!
-Maumee Bay BA Total Eclipse: BA Breakfast stout? I have a thing for awesome breakfast stouts
-Night Shift Maracuya: Might be most excited to try this. Sounds so awesome and unique
-Growler of.... Vietnamese Coffee Speedway Stout: New tick and big want
-Braxton Dark Charge: BA Imp Stout... right up my alley
-3F Alpha Klaus: This may need to be my xmas/xmas eve beer. sounds great
-3F Zombie Dust: 2015 vintage, right on!
-3F Alpha King: new tick and also a big want

All in all a great mix of wants, styles I love, and repeats of brews I love. Thanks a ton Drew! Hope you enjoy your end of what I sent as much as I'll enjoy these.
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Enjoy my friend! I think two more locals should have gotten beer today too and one more tomorrow.

devilfluff · Dec 17, 2015

UcDru said: ↑

Enjoy my friend! I think two more locals should have gotten beer today too and one more tomorrow.
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Package received.

Don't think this is over.

UcDru · Dec 17, 2015

devilfluff said: ↑

Package received.

Don't think this is over.
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We are now even

_RL_ · Dec 17, 2015

UcDru said: ↑

We are now even
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Not with me you're not!

UcDru · Dec 17, 2015

_RL_ said: ↑

Not with me you're not!
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Yes we are in fact I think I owe you a little something so don't do anything stupid

LehighAce06 · Dec 17, 2015

NJB145 said: ↑

With all of the fighting going on here as to who is out of beer and who isn't, who shipped what, and blaming people for deleting check-ins, we need to take a step back and remember that this is the holiday season and should be filled with joy and giving.

I hope the following will help everyone get back into the holiday spirit and I apologize in advance to anyone left out and more so to those that I've included:

'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the thread
Not a Local was posting, not even @edhizdeid;
The empties were scattered on the table without care,
Evidence of another epic bottle share;
@Clarkson was sprawled out on the bed;
While visions of Cinderella doing butt stuff danced in his head;
And @whyteboy003 in his jorts, and @PA-Michigander in his Packers onesie,
Had just blacked out on top of @rspauldi.
When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
Which caused @jawas to unexpectedly empty his bladder.
Away to the window @NickyPogs crawled like a drunken lobster,
Tore open the shutters and threw up on @twofacedmonster.
The moon shone on the pale skin of @ninjembro,
Who was passed out, half naked, on the lawn below,
When what to @dwmetsfan13 bloodshot eyes did appear,
But a miniature rascal and a slew of Locals with packages of beer,
With a little old driver so eager to get to work,
@Devman171 knew that this man would no longer lurk.
More rapid than Fukin’ FedEx, the Locals they came,
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name:
"Now, @Kramerbarthomer! now, @Tee2Grn! now @JasonR1975 and @UcDru!
On, @UTvols05! on, @Syracuse12! on, @Kylo76 and @core42 !”
And he continued to shout with a hint of glee:
“Forward, @JNForsyth, on, @ajaylock, now, @mbmiche and @PG2G!
To the porch! Destroy it at will!
Just like we did to @kgncfl !"
So up to the porch the Locals they ran
Almost crushing a passed out @valrxman-
And then, in a crunching, @Corriecrafts heard near the door
The stacking of boxes from ceiling to floor.
As @Mikexw made spreadsheets, to know which beer was where,
In through the door zoomed Saint @Mipper like a Christmas nightmare.
He was dressed all in fur, from his head to his feet,
And damn, he definitely looked older than @Dave_Treat;
Boxes of beer were stacked high in his rascal,
As he swerved to avoid @PassMeAZima urinating in the hall.
The bottles were many, who knew what he had in store,
Most likely trying to find a new tick for @treznor!
The beard on his chin was white and gruff,
But not nearly as impressive as the former beard of @devilfluff;
His nose was crooked with multiple scars across it,
Probably a result of playing rugby with @RuckIt;
He had a broad face and a little round torso
That shook like it was in a @LehighAce06 challenge video.
He was chubby and plump, and smelled like he just came from a bar,
Because he was returning from a date with the @mklisz avatar.
A wink of his eye and a twist of his head
Soon gave @xICooRsYIx a feeling of dread;
He shotgunned a crowler without spilling a drop on his shirt,
And belched “That’s how you do it, @vitaminvert !”,
In his hand the empty crowler he did then crush,
Which caused @Littlelotte88 to blush;
He revved up his rascal, to the Locals gave a whistle,
And away they flew like a @HoppySeb overnight missile.
But @wheelzntoys heard him exclaim, as he cut through the night like a knife—
“Happy Christmas to all, and I’m proud to be a Local for Life!”
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Magnificent. Well done and cheers to you, sir.

NickyPogs · Dec 17, 2015

So @lefty17 leaves town for Mexico and I become his errand boy. @jawas just sent this to my work for Adam as a way to say sorry for all of the issues that happened with FedEx. I figured being a good FIB that I am, would open the box and post ****.

Rob sent some awesome beers and a sweet Kane glass.
This is all that was in the box I swear...

Well, I guess there was this too.

Adam better get his ass home soon, I'm feeling a mighty thirst comin' on! Awesome box Rob.

ninjembro · Dec 17, 2015

NJB145 said: ↑

With all of the fighting going on here as to who is out of beer and who isn't, who shipped what, and blaming people for deleting check-ins, we need to take a step back and remember that this is the holiday season and should be filled with joy and giving.

I hope the following will help everyone get back into the holiday spirit and I apologize in advance to anyone left out and more so to those that I've included:

'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the thread
Not a Local was posting, not even @edhizdeid;
The empties were scattered on the table without care,
Evidence of another epic bottle share;
@Clarkson was sprawled out on the bed;
While visions of Cinderella doing butt stuff danced in his head;
And @whyteboy003 in his jorts, and @PA-Michigander in his Packers onesie,
Had just blacked out on top of @rspauldi.
When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
Which caused @jawas to unexpectedly empty his bladder.
Away to the window @NickyPogs crawled like a drunken lobster,
Tore open the shutters and threw up on @twofacedmonster.
The moon shone on the pale skin of @ninjembro,
Who was passed out, half naked, on the lawn below,
When what to @dwmetsfan13 bloodshot eyes did appear,
But a miniature rascal and a slew of Locals with packages of beer,
With a little old driver so eager to get to work,
@Devman171 knew that this man would no longer lurk.
More rapid than Fukin’ FedEx, the Locals they came,
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name:
"Now, @Kramerbarthomer! now, @Tee2Grn! now @JasonR1975 and @UcDru!
On, @UTvols05! on, @Syracuse12! on, @Kylo76 and @core42 !”
And he continued to shout with a hint of glee:
“Forward, @JNForsyth, on, @ajaylock, now, @mbmiche and @PG2G!
To the porch! Destroy it at will!
Just like we did to @kgncfl !"
So up to the porch the Locals they ran
Almost crushing a passed out @valrxman-
And then, in a crunching, @Corriecrafts heard near the door
The stacking of boxes from ceiling to floor.
As @Mikexw made spreadsheets, to know which beer was where,
In through the door zoomed Saint @Mipper like a Christmas nightmare.
He was dressed all in fur, from his head to his feet,
And damn, he definitely looked older than @Dave_Treat;
Boxes of beer were stacked high in his rascal,
As he swerved to avoid @PassMeAZima urinating in the hall.
The bottles were many, who knew what he had in store,
Most likely trying to find a new tick for @treznor!
The beard on his chin was white and gruff,
But not nearly as impressive as the former beard of @devilfluff;
His nose was crooked with multiple scars across it,
Probably a result of playing rugby with @RuckIt;
He had a broad face and a little round torso
That shook like it was in a @LehighAce06 challenge video.
He was chubby and plump, and smelled like he just came from a bar,
Because he was returning from a date with the @mklisz avatar.
A wink of his eye and a twist of his head
Soon gave @xICooRsYIx a feeling of dread;
He shotgunned a crowler without spilling a drop on his shirt,
And belched “That’s how you do it, @vitaminvert !”,
In his hand the empty crowler he did then crush,
Which caused @Littlelotte88 to blush;
He revved up his rascal, to the Locals gave a whistle,
And away they flew like a @HoppySeb overnight missile.
But @wheelzntoys heard him exclaim, as he cut through the night like a knife—
“Happy Christmas to all, and I’m proud to be a Local for Life!”
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This is amazing

_RL_ · Dec 17, 2015

UcDru said: ↑

Yes we are in fact I think I owe you a little something so don't do anything stupid
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Of course not. No one ever did anything stupid in this group.

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