12 Days of XMAS BIF

I don't want to ruin the surprise but your 12 days is like stout stout bw quad stout stout bw stout stout stout

Not sure if anything isn't barrel aged.

 

Sorry for the delay had a nice little bottle share and I'm not as young as I once was.

A little about myself my favorite xmas movie is a muppet Christmas Carol. Everyone knows the 3 spirits that visit scrooge. The spirits of xmas past, present, and yet to come.

@NickyPogs fancies himself as the 4th spirit, the spirit of vengeance. My attempted liver murder of his buddy @lefty17 this summer.


15 wrapped bottles for 12 days I like ur math nick.

@lefty17 snuck in two glasses for me and @PG2G and I love that buckle down taster. I'm going to try and us it exclusively for the 12 days.

In case these wrapped bottles don't do the job, two little bottle of some scotch whiskey, going sip on these xmas eve.

These mouth water extras, I'm drooling over these... neckbeard nectar been coveting that brew
techno gorilla - molasses stout first for me
two bros Northwind stout - a first for me
drago bba stout - I must break you. Lol
Ba neapolitan stout. I might have to drink this tonight.



For making the nicest threatening letter in history you get to go on the fridge.

Cheers for what us shaping up to be my best bif so far.

Also be prepared for some hitchhikers on the boxes in leftys box next time

 

Great question, going to try and find out tonight or tomorrow.

You do have 12 beers, but you have days 1-6 and 6 extras. Will be getting days 7-12 out Monday and hoping they make it by Christmas so they don't sit around.

I'd also like to take this time to thank the incredibly generous people (over 10!) who have reached out, via this thread, private message and texts to offer me bottles from their cellars for Adam. Shows you how awesome of a dude he is! While the offers have been beyond generous I've decided to use my own, as I should, to make the second half of his 12 days memorable.

My own pr0n upcoming!

 

I am indeed the target of @vitaminvert. Got hit with two boxes today.

The extras and a tit:


Goes Gone Wild - had this the last time it was made and loved it
Nightmare on Brett in Apple Brandy Barrels
Bomb - want
Origins - their sour stuff is always welcome in my house!
Old Ox glassware - most people use paper or napkins to showcase the logo. I had a dollar on hand.

Some of the main days:


Day 1 - indescribable writing
Day 3 - my cell phone under a Christmas tree?
Day 6 - halfway
Day 8 - I hope you're not losing it. Today is a break
Day 9 - Hint: it's easy to 'lose' things in me
Day 10 - almost there!
Day 11 - ran out of scotch tape!
Day 12 - roll credits

I'm terrible with clues Andrew, I can't wait to see what Day 9 is. Only thing I can think is couch/seat?

Cheers!

 

Friends don't let friends drink and decorate:

I was drinking this while we were decorating the tree and house for Christmas:


Wife was drinking something, not sure what and this happened:



Please take care of your animals and don't drink and decorate.

 

That BCBS snifter is from me. Those spiegalue glasses are so thin and fragile I'm glad it arrived safely. But you weren't supposed to open it until Christmas, oh well..,

Oh yeah, and there are 17 wrapped bottles for the 12 days, not 15. Sorry not sorry, FIBS got to watch out for each other with all you crazy assholes out there.

 

Just picked up 2 heavy ass boxes from my Mommy's! More to come later, I can't fukin wait!

 

Are you running low on beer?

 

Sorry to say I don't want to here anything about being as young as you used to be until you get to be my age!

 

I can verify he is. I was over last Tuesday (Wednesday?) and his 'drinker' fridge is sparse compared to the first time I saw it. I'm worried about his winter stash (not to be confused with stache).

 

That was Wednesday, you should see that fucker now, full and packed to the gills.

Don't you be worrying about my stash or my 'stache, after 2 weeks of not shaving it's fuller and thicker than that little bit of fuzz above your lip is after 2 months!

 

glad everything made it safely. first time sending a teku. wrapped the shit out of it. I went heavy on the IPAs for extras so you could get through them as you wished. I dont think there are any hops for your 12 days. as you can see- day 7 is a growler and a doozy. might want help for that.

 

To my target @Kyle2k10 a little instruction / info

- I wasn't sure of your work schedule and what not, so I tried to go easy on you on the weekdays when I could. Feel free to supplement with the extras if necessary
- open the swag with day 1
- day 4 I think has two bottles. One is labeled Extra / 4b. Drink both if you want, it could make a cool side by side, but IMO the style is a bit "daunting" so open both and choose which one to drink? Abv isn't crazy but the style can be a bit much for 44oz
- one of your 12 days might be my least favorite beer ever. It was a want of yours and followed along with your wishlist, so I'll be interested to see your thoughts
- I had a hard time scheduling the days. Didn't really look through your untappd so this may be way out of line, but my goal was to have you drink the best beer you've had in 2015 on NYE

 

Dammit! Had a delivery exception. I have been I contact with my target all day and luckily they are not sending the boxes back or destroying them. He is going to pick them up Monday when FedEx opens. Another box en -route just in case.........sorry man, but thanks for keeping your identity a secret for now, I have enjoyed keeping others the hook.........

 

My bad 17 bottles I'm not a math-a-magician

I'm really hyped about this going to drink one of ur extras tonight for my bday maybe drink 2 hehe

 

Oh man, it just keeps getting better and better.

 

So if you're basically sending 18 Days Of Xmas, you're probably gonna be out of beer, right? #ShotFired

 

Today's activities have left me mostly incapacitated.. But I couldn't resist opening my first box from @ajaylock

I don't know how he got this all in a 12 shipper!! Awesome TX Locals, looks to be a homebrew, and my first Jesrer King Glass, much sexy!!

Thanks Andrew! @ajaylock

 

Dammit. So your not my sender?!? I guess no-one wants me to drink any beer for Christmas..... Good thing I have plenty of Miller Lite to drink. It's been aging in the garage for a little over a year. Should be just about right

 

save that for next month...