Hoof Hearted

Discussion in 'Great Lakes' started by AlienSwineFlu, Oct 7, 2015.

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  1. RayOhioFelton

    RayOhioFelton Initiate (0) May 24, 2011 Ohio

    They are going to run out if everything to entertain the masses that read this thread. Get out the popcorn.
     
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  2. Josbor11

    Josbor11 Initiate (0) Dec 21, 2013 Ohio

    If I went Thursday night I would rack up one hell of an Uber tab on my way home to CLE not to mention the most unproductive / potentially unconscious work day of all time on Friday.
     
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  3. Josbor11

    Josbor11 Initiate (0) Dec 21, 2013 Ohio

    I've been trying to sift through all the Facebook comments but have come up empty handed, have they announced what growler fills will be available on Saturday?
     
  4. neelonjm

    neelonjm Devotee (350) Jul 13, 2015 Ohio

    I think they said they were able to squeeze a little more Blabe out of the fermenter, but that's about all I saw.
     
  5. AlienSwineFlu

    AlienSwineFlu Savant (1,135) Dec 14, 2012 Ohio

    I'm actually pretty pumped that they're opening at 4 PM on a Thursday. The benefits of college :grinning:
     
  6. BigSpeen3436

    BigSpeen3436 Pundit (827) Oct 23, 2013 Ohio

    Sorry to hear that PJ! Hope you're okay.
     
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  7. beesy

    beesy Pundit (801) Jul 21, 2010 Ohio

    I'll (kind of) say it then - not a major dislike for them but I personally don't get the hype. I've tried a majority of their beers over the past few years and many before the hype train left the station (I even added some of their beers to BA as I was trying them in 2012 or 2013 as I was super excited about this place) and there's only a small handful I would buy again. To each his own - glad to see a local place getting on the radar whether I like their offerings or not.
     
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  8. jeevo

    jeevo Pundit (976) Nov 1, 2012 Pennsylvania
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    I read that the new Hoof Hearted brewpub is going to have a pool and swim up bar. Not only will one have the beer to look forward to when visiting the new establishment, but also the sight of dozens of shirtless inebriated neckbeards wading around in a swimming pool.
     
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  9. Josbor11

    Josbor11 Initiate (0) Dec 21, 2013 Ohio

    I would not recommend getting in said pool.
     
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  10. miketd

    miketd Initiate (0) Mar 2, 2006 Ohio

    Man boobs and beer... oh my
     
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  11. Josbor11

    Josbor11 Initiate (0) Dec 21, 2013 Ohio

    They're going to need a lot of chlorine in that pool. In fact, they should probably just get some some sculpted dolphin fountains to spew bubble bath into the water.
     
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  12. LoquaciousC

    LoquaciousC Initiate (0) Aug 10, 2010 Ohio

    Any word on if they plan on keeping the pool cloudy?
     
  13. Sabtos

    Sabtos Grand High Pooh-Bah (7,920) Dec 15, 2015 Ohio
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    These comments are too good.
     
  14. Keffa

    Keffa Initiate (0) Jan 8, 2009 Ohio

    Shouldn't expect anything less from a brewery as irreverent as Hoof.
     
  15. weaksauce

    weaksauce Zealot (675) Sep 2, 2010 Ohio

    I'm not interested in crossing swords, dunkin dongs, or group saxx in the pool. If they have inflatable time machine though, I'll try it out.
     
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  16. DouginCMH

    DouginCMH Initiate (0) Jul 28, 2014 Ohio

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  17. AlienSwineFlu

    AlienSwineFlu Savant (1,135) Dec 14, 2012 Ohio

    "The televisions will be set to 1980s wrestling and bad 1970s and 1980s movies." Hoof is the most ridiculous brewery in America and I love it so much.
     
  18. nicknc33

    nicknc33 Initiate (0) Sep 30, 2014 Ohio

    I have two tickets for tomorrow's canning I can transfer. Did not realize it was to-go sales only.
     
  19. Swettenham_Shire

    Swettenham_Shire Initiate (0) Mar 11, 2014 Ohio

    Growler fills available?
     
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  20. nicknc33

    nicknc33 Initiate (0) Sep 30, 2014 Ohio

    Yes they said they have some blabe left they will fill growlers of, just no on-premise drafts.
     
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