Triple Threat - NBS BIF #3

Ok - I had to re-look at your clues, since I would be sooo happy to get this... unfortunately there are two clues that are iffy, depending on if you used...

my public location and shipping location interchangeably, which I realize is always a risk in these things. And I noticed this adjustment and that's another reason why I had you as my top choice. However, I completely read this wrong...

... when I analyzed it and assumed all were true. The hints after this also seem to fit. So now I am back onto thinking I need to check my porch tomor-- umm, Thursday. So, unlike @kemoarps - I am putting myself out there risking being wrong. Am I???

 

There is, and I assume it's what's being sent. Just pulling Sammy's leg a bit.

 

Ahh, east coast beer humor. Like if @beertunes sent his target an Irish Death (oh, wait, I did that...)

 

?????

 

Even if half of it sucks, that would still leave 110oz!

I'll take those odds...

 

Back to hockey talk?

 

I have. I have not sent any large packages though. All less than 5 bottles

 

Hint #12
You're not @Stillyman11

 

Do you have any idea how hard it is to shrinkwrap an angry Russian?

 

Not "Blown away" as you said. But I'd drink that everyday if I had a good "dealer." You interested in the job?

 

Well, Hot Diggitty Damn. I'm less of a dipshit than usual then. I remember thinking you were my sender for a brief time in BIF #2.

 

HAHAHA. I think I pissed myself....checking....

 

I love a combo air/land approach. Soften the target, overrun the target!

 

Yeah, but old Rick Santorum, selr righteous ASS-HAT, had it coming.

 

Lucky Bastard that has to rebuild that porch...It's worth it to get box(es) from @Prager62 .

 

HAHAHA

 

OH FU&$ing Joy...Regular Coffee...Insane. @SammyJaxxxx turned me on to a few of these.

 

Trying to 'minimize' the damage this round by firing a couple 'smaller' salvos instead of the 16 inch gun.