Beer April Fools'

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  1. beerjerk666

    beerjerk666 Grand Pooh-Bah (5,155) Aug 22, 2010 Florida
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    This one was pretty funny from CCB that showed up in my facebook news feed today!


    Cigar City Brewing



    Thank you to everyone who showed up yesterday for the release of Octodecuple Barrel-aged Hunahpu's Imperial Stout! We sold out quickly after everyone who showed up purchased the max allotment of 2 pallets per person.

    This beer was aged in 18 different barrels before being masterfully blended together by our brewmaster Wayne. The percentage breakdown for the blend is as follows:

    - 4.3% aged in bourbon barrels
    - 8.3% aged in apple brandy barrels
    - 2.5% aged in tequila barrels
    - 9.3% aged in vodka barrels
    - 4.4% aged in kaoliang barrels
    - 7.9% aged in sambuca barrels
    - 4.8% aged in drambuie barrels
    - 5.2% aged in whiskey barrels
    - 4.3% aged in Tabasco barrels
    - 7.2% aged in mezcal barrels
    - 5.9% aged in sloe gin barrels
    - 6.2% aged in țuică barrels
    - 2.2% aged in whisky barrels
    - 4.3% aged in California brandy barrels
    - 8.6% aged in eau de vie barrels
    - 7.5% aged in bourbon barrels
    - 4.0% aged in amaro barrels
    - 3.1% aged in pickle barrels

    We expected a bigger turnout to be honest, but maybe we should have been more vocal about it on social media. Those who did get the beer seem happy with their haul. And we imagine it'll be super easy to get bottles from these guys in a trade!

    Mmmmm pickle barrel!!
     
  2. beerjerk666

    beerjerk666 Grand Pooh-Bah (5,155) Aug 22, 2010 Florida
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  3. lester619

    lester619 Initiate (0) Apr 17, 2009 Wisconsin

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  4. beerjerk666

    beerjerk666 Grand Pooh-Bah (5,155) Aug 22, 2010 Florida
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  5. TriggerFingers

    TriggerFingers Initiate (0) Apr 29, 2012 California

    Saw a great one:

    KBS for $28 a 4 pack!

    Oh wait...maybe the only April fools are the ones that buy it.
     
  6. SteveSexton203

    SteveSexton203 Initiate (0) Feb 19, 2014 Connecticut

    Pickles and tabasco sounds interging, along with eau de vie
     
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  7. Dweedlebug

    Dweedlebug Initiate (0) Feb 28, 2012 Pennsylvania

    St. Bernardus should make it. It would fit right into their line-up. Pater 6, Monistat 7, Prior 8, ABT12...
     
  8. Manilovebeer17

    Manilovebeer17 Initiate (0) Jul 29, 2014 Florida

  9. Invinciblejets

    Invinciblejets Pooh-Bah (1,710) Sep 29, 2014 South Carolina
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    Sixpoint won the internet today.

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  10. GatorLCA

    GatorLCA Initiate (0) Dec 29, 2012 Florida

    BeerAdvocate allowing Comments in the ISO:FT section??
     
  11. Ozzylizard

    Ozzylizard Grand High Pooh-Bah (6,419) Oct 5, 2013 Pennsylvania
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  12. Ozzylizard

    Ozzylizard Grand High Pooh-Bah (6,419) Oct 5, 2013 Pennsylvania
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  13. Ristaccia

    Ristaccia Maven (1,476) Nov 21, 2012 Nebraska

  14. monkeybeerbelly

    monkeybeerbelly Initiate (0) Dec 6, 2012 New York

    and there i was all stoked to buy fesh Lambeek air to make my lambic......
    i hate these april fools thingys, i always fall for them...

    makes sense though as I am an april fool
    (April 3 is sunday! send me a birthday gift!)
     
  15. WesMantooth

    WesMantooth Grand Pooh-Bah (4,844) Jan 8, 2014 Ohio
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    Is it bad that I want to try that?
     
  16. Erick_G

    Erick_G Initiate (0) Nov 18, 2013 California

    From Alesmith's IG-

    In our efforts to constantly innovate and evolve our brews, we bring you the newest addition to our line-up—Crystal Speedway Stout. Made using a new proprietary technique we’ve engineered that removes Speedway’s dark color while leaving behind all of the malty goodness we all love, it provides a next-level #beer experience. Crystal Speedway Stout will be hitting shelves in April. You have to see it to believe it!
     
  17. Monkeyknife

    Monkeyknife Grand Pooh-Bah (5,873) Jan 8, 2007 Missouri
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  18. kclifford

    kclifford Initiate (0) Dec 26, 2014 Illinois

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  19. ChrisSchlosser

    ChrisSchlosser Crusader (474) Nov 15, 2013 Ohio
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    A local bottle store posted a picture of a fresh stack of Heady and Sunshine, limited amount. They still haven't confirmed it is fake but there was an April Fools hashtag.
     
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