Looking for recommendations for horrible bizarre beer

Trade for a Bell's Venus, as that one was highly offensive and is still wanted in five states for depraved indifference towards papillae (class action forthcoming). See if there are any DFH Beer Thousands around as well. I'm still mad at Delaware in general for that one.

If all else fails, see if you can track down "Horse Piss Beer" from Bluegrass Brewing. If it only tasted as good as horse piss....

 

The most bizarre/awful beer I can think of was the coffee ipa Mikkeller put out- tasted like a burnt ashtray mixed with mushrooms. Was about $20 and not sure if is still around.

 

Voodoo Doughnut Maple Bacon

 

No peanuts were harmed! All artificial flavor.

 

Or anything from Rogue that comes in a pink bottle and has the magical words "Voodoo Donut" on it.

 

If the Voodoo Doughnuts are the worst beers you've experienced, consider yourself blessed.

 

"Crest Super Lager". If no one wants to drink it, it makes a fine drain opener.

 

Higher Math.... I have one FT if interested lol

 

I actually really enjoy SBJ, as well as peanut butter porter/ stouts.

 

Far from it, but they're an easy answer to the OP's question.

 

oh y

I agree

 

Absolutely!

 

I've seen quite a few peanut butter-flavored stouts coming out. Most are good, some are fantastic. Haven't had a bad one, but I expect that time is coming.

 

I wouldn't really call it horrible or bizarre i suppose, but i'd call Duclaw El Kabong a strange bird. It's not very expensive either.

 

My vote goes for Sam Adams Triple Bock. The bottle looks nice, but the beer is as bad as advertised. It might be hard to still find one though.
Honorable mention to Stone's Crime (supposedly they tweaked the new recipe, and it might be less awful), St. Peter's Honey Porter, Sam Adams Cherry Wheat.

 

That...doesn't make it better.

And apparently I'm the only one here who liked Higher Math...well, liked is a strong word, but found it intriguing enough to buy another 2.

 

I'm kind of surprised by all the Voodoo Doughnut mentions on here because the Bacon Maple Ale was awful, but the rest really weren't that bad; interesting, but not bad. Also, kind of surprised by the Not Your Father's Root Beer & NYF Ginger Ale mentions, and Shiner Bock. Really? Shiner Bock, is that bad to you people? GTFO.

 

I only tried the first one, it was so bad I refused to try any of the others.

 

Try Birrificio Del Ducato’s My Blueberry Nightmare, an Italian beer brewed in Roncole Verdi di Busseto somewhere between Milano and Parma in Northern Italy. The name is perfect. This beer has 9% alcohol by volume (abv). It’s a wild Italian Imperial Stout brewed with hot chili and aged for two years in whiskey barrels with blueberries and pediococcus. Pediococcus is a lactic acid bacterium that semi-sane people use to make sauerkraut. I couldn't decide whether i loved it or hated it but I did end up finishing the glass.

 

Why not Watermelon Dorado? Or any stupid crazy sounding Rogue will do.