Looking for recommendations for horrible bizarre beer

I'd send you an Alpha Kong if I had one. A super fruity, dry hopped, Belgian sextuple, with notes of (way way way too much) cardamon.

 

Mama Mia Pizza beer would be my recommendation as well, or anything Atwater. Perhaps Sam Adams Triple Bock, certainly a polarizing brew if you can still find it around.

 

Baltika #9. Its like malt vinegar on steroids.

 

How has Wild Blue not been mentioned yet? Seriously, that stuff takes the title of the worst thing InBev has ever put out, in my book.

 

Now, I love Night Shift, but I find their Mainer Weiss - blueberry sour - to be just wretched. Also Belafonte... saison brewed with peppercorns and hatred.

I feel like I need to drink three Santillis, two Whirlpools and a Furth to make up for my blasphemy now...

 

OK, time to end the debate. The Order of Yoni. A sour ale brewed with vaginal bacteria. If you want to get in early, they have an Indiegogo page for crowd funding. https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/first-vaginal-beer-bottled-instinct#/

For a mere 10,000 Euro, you can get 60 bottles produced with your girlfriend's vaginal bacteria. The only downside is, according to the site, this may require a visit to a gynecologist in Poland or Germany. Good luck with that conversation, gentlemen.

 

Westbrook Tiny Tornado.

 

Mango Magnifico

 

I've said it before and I'll say it again. I couldn't find anything I liked about Festina Peche, although it's not horrible. Please note, I'm not a sour drinker.
Also, any of the Not Your Father's are terrible IMO.
Oh, and recently had a Watermelon Dorado and it was pretty freakin' bad.

 

I agree with the gentleman that said Ballast Point jalapeño sculpin, first beer I drain poured in a long time.

 

I love hot sauce, and I love beer. But I can't understand why anyone would think that the two would go well together.

 

I believe for many people's taste buds Westbrook Gose would meet your criteria. I don't find it so unpleasant but all my friends hate it. They all say it tastes like puke because of the acidity. I however feel it tastes like sauerkraut & I like it fine...cos I like sauerkraut.

 

Im sorry Ommegang, i love you but your Abbey ale with cumin and anise made me shudder.

 

And i saw Wild Blue mentioned, its not so bad. It hides that high abv well actually lol under blueberry syrup.

Idk if its difficult to find but Fraoch Heather ale to date is the worst beer i think ive smelt and drank. I kept taking sips until i gagged and it was over. Sorry to fraoch. Its a gruit and an actual ancient recipe.

 

New Holland 2015 Mischievous Wild Ale. A frightfully strange all-Brett beer. More tannic than sour, and tasting like melted Jolly Ranchers. It required a fair amount of determination to finish that bottle.

 

The Evil Eye is probably the single worst beer of all time. And its definitely bizarre.

No other beer mentioned in this thread thus far is as horrible. Its actually so bad its entertaining. A spectacle.

 

I second that. And as much as I love Avery beers, I'd go with Avery 23. 2 beers that I really didn't enjoy and I'm no tough critic at all!

 

I've never had it as its only available in Africa, but Chibuku Shake Shake is supposed to technically count as a beer. Comes in a cardboard milk carton that is said to swell until it is opened. Allegedly tastes like gritty sour milk. ISO