Tired Hands (April 2016)

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  1. sj3324

    sj3324 Zealot (586) Jun 9, 2011 Missouri
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    Doubt they would have St. Th333r for a 1st Anniversary party.
     
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  2. beernuts

    beernuts Initiate (0) Jan 23, 2014 Virginia

    The description of StOner on this site is that it was their 1 year anniversary beer, so I think we've solved this mystery.
     
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  3. TomFoley

    TomFoley Pundit (945) Mar 19, 2005 Pennsylvania

    The Parageusia Bar is coming back! Beginning at 2:00pm, we will open the Parageusia Bar 2.0 in the brewery. Christian Zellersfield's terrestrial representative, Christian, will be on hand to host guests, two at a time, at his custom-made Para bar. Christian will be pouring glasses of Parageusia6 and Parageusia7. To access the Para Bar, you will have to leave the restaurant and go down to the Brewer's entrance. NO BEER IS ALLOWED OUTSIDE. Once you arrive at the Brewer's entrance, you will be able to purchase up to two tickets per visit. One ticket is $15 and gets you a specialized Parageusia glass, the corresponding Parageusia pour, and exclusive access for up to two people to the Para Bar (for up to 5 minutes)

    Thought he went back to the future or whatever.
     
  4. beernuts

    beernuts Initiate (0) Jan 23, 2014 Virginia

    Yeah I might have to skip that
     
  5. NickCaff

    NickCaff Initiate (0) Apr 9, 2009 Pennsylvania

    I am really hoping that to get the believers email so I can get bottles of para - it is going to be a real pain to leave come back in etc, plus we haven't seen bottles in a long time....
     
  6. Beerisheaven

    Beerisheaven Initiate (0) Dec 5, 2007 Pennsylvania

    Looks like a nice lineup. Have fun everybody.
     
  7. Griffin2

    Griffin2 Pooh-Bah (2,447) Aug 22, 2014 Virginia
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    I am debating going up this Sunday. Is it going to be a line from hell just to get into the Fermentaria?
     
  8. JackHorzempa

    JackHorzempa Grand Pooh-Bah (3,375) Dec 15, 2005 Pennsylvania
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    I just consulted the Magic 8 Ball and the answer was "As I see it, yes".

    Maybe you will obtain a better answer?:confused:

    http://www.magic8ballonline.com/8ball/index.cfm?go=yes

    Cheers!
     
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  9. digdug1810

    digdug1810 Initiate (0) Mar 1, 2011 New Jersey

    we aren't getting anything.. got to wait in line with the pleb's
     
  10. Dando274

    Dando274 Initiate (0) Jan 12, 2016 Pennsylvania

    How obnoxious/annoying are these Parageusia things? I've never seen it before, is the guy putting on an act or something?
     
  11. kc1

    kc1 Zealot (561) Oct 26, 2007 Pennsylvania

    its incredible
     
  12. TambaTime

    TambaTime Initiate (0) Jan 6, 2015 Pennsylvania

    You're looking at a can line, a bar line, and a Para line. Gonna need multiple mules.
     
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  13. mythaeus

    mythaeus Pooh-Bah (2,074) Jul 22, 2013 Pennsylvania
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    You should go for the experience. Whatever happens, look for the good in it, relax, enjoy, make some friends, get whatever you can out of it, learn, and decide whether or not you should go again. I think everyone's personal expectation, time, measure of worth vs. effort invested are different so you can pick the best experience or the worst to compare or have an experience of your own. People seem to take everything so seriously.

    As for the lines: 11AM for cans, 12pm for the Ferm, 2pm for the Para Bar. Plan to get into whichever line or all whenever according to what you want to do most.

    As much as people complain about the charade, as absurd, time wasting, awkward, etc. as it is, people will still line up for the pours. No one forces anyone to pay $15, wait in long line, and deal with the awkwardness, but always bet that there will be a long wait for those Para pours.
     
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  14. NickCaff

    NickCaff Initiate (0) Apr 9, 2009 Pennsylvania

    If that is true that is some pure BS. They have no excuse for making members jump through all the hoops to get bottles.... Really not happy about this one.
     
  15. mythaeus

    mythaeus Pooh-Bah (2,074) Jul 22, 2013 Pennsylvania
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    What bottles? They're not releasing any bottles at the Anniversary. My guess is that they will bottle Para6 and Para7 and will allow members to reserve at a later time. With all the madness that they have to deal with to celebrate the anniversary, it's unreasonable to ask them to handle a bottle release on the same day as well.
     
  16. NickCaff

    NickCaff Initiate (0) Apr 9, 2009 Pennsylvania

    Maybe I misread, thought they were selling bottles of para6/7 looks like it is only pours.... So there is still a chance. Not worried about the shambolic, since might be the same batch we were already able to purchase bottles from. Sorry rant over.
     
  17. NickCaff

    NickCaff Initiate (0) Apr 9, 2009 Pennsylvania

    I went back and re-read the post. Reading comprehension is not great sometimes
     
  18. mythaeus

    mythaeus Pooh-Bah (2,074) Jul 22, 2013 Pennsylvania
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    Ahhh...yeah, they'll have the Para out of kegs for sure the same way they did Para1 and Para2 for the Anniversary at the BrewCafe. Not until several months later that Para1 and 2 bottles were released.
     
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  19. JackHorzempa

    JackHorzempa Grand Pooh-Bah (3,375) Dec 15, 2005 Pennsylvania
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    Dude A: "Hey, whatcha doing this Sunday?"
    Dude B: "I am doing the line(s) at Tired Hands!"

    Cheers!
     
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  20. Adrena1ine

    Adrena1ine Zealot (748) Nov 22, 2014 Pennsylvania
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    Its def going to be interesting seeing how the canning line and ferm line will intersect and mingle. The 1hr difference should help slightly right?
     
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