Worst beer names, ever.

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  1. connecticutpoet

    connecticutpoet Pooh-Bah (2,542) Jun 10, 2004 Connecticut
    Pooh-Bah

    #41 connecticutpoet, Apr 28, 2016
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  2. REEK

    REEK Initiate (0) Jan 16, 2015 Massachusetts

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    #42 REEK, Apr 28, 2016
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  3. REEK

    REEK Initiate (0) Jan 16, 2015 Massachusetts

    literally!!! SO BAD..
     
    #43 REEK, Apr 28, 2016
  4. mfowler314

    mfowler314 Devotee (375) Aug 12, 2015 New York

    #44 mfowler314, Apr 28, 2016
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  5. thepenguin

    thepenguin Savant (1,215) Aug 8, 2010 Massachusetts

    Their logo has a landing strip for Christ's sake
     
    #45 thepenguin, Apr 28, 2016
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  6. The_Kriek_Freak

    The_Kriek_Freak Grand High Pooh-Bah (6,217) Aug 18, 2014 Greenland
    BA4LYFE Society Pooh-Bah Trader

    Vergina is actually pronounced "ver-YEE-nah" and it's the name of an ancient town. If one was to go to Greece and ask for a "Vergina" (pronounced to rhyme with vagina) he/she would be met with blank stares.
     
    #46 The_Kriek_Freak, Apr 28, 2016
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  7. HopliteMpls612

    HopliteMpls612 Initiate (0) Aug 31, 2015 Minnesota

    I logo is not only crude it's ugly. So unappealing in so many ways. Just WOW!!
     
    #47 HopliteMpls612, Apr 28, 2016
  8. HopliteMpls612

    HopliteMpls612 Initiate (0) Aug 31, 2015 Minnesota

    So I had to take another good look at this brewery's logo and I have determined it looks like a guys hairy ass with a bar of Ivory soap suck up it sideways. Appealing?
     
    #48 HopliteMpls612, Apr 28, 2016
  9. beertraveler08

    beertraveler08 Initiate (0) Mar 22, 2016 Louisiana

    Wasatch Polygamy Porter.Has a naked dude and some chicks on it from like the roman days.Kinda pedophilish.
     
    #49 beertraveler08, Apr 28, 2016
  10. ManBearPat

    ManBearPat Pooh-Bah (1,813) Dec 2, 2014 Colorado
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    Came in to say Big Beaver
     
    #50 ManBearPat, Apr 28, 2016
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  11. Chcshammonde

    Chcshammonde Initiate (0) Sep 20, 2014 California

    Dude, gotta disagree, Pliny the Elder is a kickass name for a beer! And then once you read the story on the bottle, it's even cooler.

    Anyway, I think the below are terrible names:

    Butchers's HPA (apparently stood for 'Hawaiian Pale Ale', not even made on hawaii. And a godawful beer).

    Sorry not Sorry IPA, and Unapologetic IPA. I dig Stone but come on guys. Both collaboration beers, both IPA's, with super similar names, both of them bad (the names, of course).

    The Brown Note. I will never drink a beer with this name. The label is also vile.

    Tiger Baby: Open Windows Open Hills. What the fuck, is this an art exhibit or a beer? (mikeller)
     
    #51 Chcshammonde, Apr 28, 2016
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  12. DaltonCastle

    DaltonCastle Devotee (353) Apr 24, 2016 California

    Man's Milk by Noble Ale Works. I just can't bring myself to say 1 pint of Man's Milk please.
     
    #52 DaltonCastle, Apr 28, 2016
  13. Hanglow

    Hanglow Pooh-Bah (2,051) Feb 18, 2012 Scotland
    Pooh-Bah

    #53 Hanglow, Apr 28, 2016
  14. cbhuffman

    cbhuffman Initiate (0) Dec 28, 2010 Indiana

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    no lie.
     
    #54 cbhuffman, Apr 28, 2016
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  15. eLMsITYbUM

    eLMsITYbUM Initiate (0) Oct 24, 2007 New Hampshire
    Trader

    No mention of Bloody Show?
     
    #55 eLMsITYbUM, Apr 28, 2016
  16. MRN

    MRN Crusader (471) Jul 20, 2007 Virginia

    On the other hand, on a trip out to the West Coast to visit friends, I bought this beer as soon as I saw it. And nobody else at the party wanted to try it so I enjoyed my Moose Drool for the rest of my visit.

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    #56 MRN, Apr 28, 2016
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  17. TrapJaw77

    TrapJaw77 Initiate (0) Apr 17, 2015 Illinois

    Agreed. Sadly this place got a little of my business.

    On the good side, however, they did turn on cartoons for my kids and gave them pretzels.

    Also agree with other poster about Miner Brewing. Facility is fantastic and beers were very good.
     
    #57 TrapJaw77, Apr 28, 2016
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  18. BergBeer

    BergBeer Maven (1,417) Aug 21, 2013 California

    Magnolia has a barley wine called Old Thunder *****

    Sure it has historical significance but it's hard to order a pint of that.
     
    #58 BergBeer, Apr 28, 2016
  19. ManBearPat

    ManBearPat Pooh-Bah (1,813) Dec 2, 2014 Colorado
    Pooh-Bah

    FYI- this beer is so much better on draft.. Drank the drafts for about a year before I picked up a 6er- it was still ok, but I was definitely let down. Not sure why it was so different- a complete shadow of the draft version- maybe freshness, storage issues. Still a big fan either way...
     
    #59 ManBearPat, Apr 28, 2016
  20. TongoRad

    TongoRad Grand Pooh-Bah (3,884) Jun 3, 2004 New Jersey
    Society Pooh-Bah Trader

    Wow...just wow...

    Those guys seem to have overshot 'adolescent double entendres' by a mile, and landed in creepy perv territory. Unless that's what they're going for. That's some business model they have going there- is it only found in strip joints? :wink:
     
    #60 TongoRad, Apr 28, 2016
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