SWTFYW Hints and Hauls!!!

Dear Target -

Your box is all ready to go... Should be dropped off tomorrow and if my calculations are correct; should arrive in 2-3 days.

It includes one of my all time favorite beers... hope you enjoy

 

I got back in town late last night........tons of work today...........and I will need a few sanity breaks so, I will be checking here periodically. Out of town at a client tomorrow, so my "TargetS" boxes will go out Wednesday...........I was able to pick up an addition or two for the boxes in my travels..........

This is going to be fun.........I am going to check my lines one last time and shake the cellar again.

 

Target--my box should be going out tomorrow also. ETA Thursday or Friday.
It contains a bunch of beer. And some stuff. Maybe some things as well.

 

Dearest Sender, I am very excited about what you are sending. I don't know or care what it is and I don't need any cellar-dwellers. I drank through my hops this weekend as it will help me abstain during the week. *Stupid but I need to lose a little weight and be more productive most weeknights.

I am going to Orlando this weekend (barf) for an overnight withOUT kids (YAY!) and for our church's fantasy football draft/weekend (WOO-HOO!). So your box will be perfect for my time at the pool, on the golf course, and will help me make some bad decisions over-paying for Vikings players in our auction.

So thank you, sender. I like you and don't care what's in the box. As long as there is beer in it. Or dick pix. /giphy why not both?

 

I have officially had ENOUGH of Orlando...........hotter than Purgatory and the drive from there to PA is only two steps short of INSANE!! I hope I don't have to wait in a line that isn't for beer for a loooooonnng time.

Side note..it was nice seeing the kids happy when ALL of my money was flying out my wallet.

 

Seriously my heart goes out to everyone when I hear they are taking their family to Disney. My wife and I have committed to make sure my parents are the ones to take our kids, if at all. And we really don't feel bad about it.

Disney 101
Money = gone.
Happiness = gone.
Sanity = gone.
Marriage = on the fritz.
Sunburn = all over.

We don't like lines, the heat, and being surrounded by people that must of forgot to pack deodorant and decided against paying $35 for a stick in the gift shop.

#anywherebutDisney

 

It's actually quite fun as adults. Drinking around the world in Epcot is a fun challenge and if you're going you have to do it right with the fast pass.

BUT i would never pay for tickets only reason I've gone is because entry/meal plan was covered. Drinking around Epcot would be a fun weekend item

 

It's okay. No politics here and no math.

 

We've dodged that bullet for 15 years.

 

6 flags New England!!!!!

 

Last (and only) time I went to Disney was in 1987 with a bunch of friends. I was bored. Until we went to EPCOT and I stumbled into Germany. Don't really remember much of the rest of the trip.

 

North River Brewing is pretty close to my house. Didn't know anyone else had heard of them, so that's cool.

 

Awesome notes. It was very fun to open. Now I'll sleep in the empty box!

 

who here was born after @zekeman17 was drinking at epcot?

 

Me, @GDawgs34 @Steve_Oldrati @Will_Edgar (maybe)

 

I was born in January of '88.

 

So the answer is Yes.... you were getting umbilical cord juice while @zekeman17 was getting gin and juice

 

#notmipper

 

Huzzahhhh!!

You

Are

Not

The

Father!!!!

 

I hope your box hits today and is not burned up @Dicers