The Beer You Will Never Touch Again.....

Creature Comforts Brettomatic

 

Destihl Brothers "Here Gose Nothin" for me. A lot of people like it, so I'm not saying it's a bad beer, but for whatever reason my palate found it stupifyingly sour in a very one dimensional way. At the time I think I described it as a box of sour patch kids dissolved in a Michelob Ultra.

Also, someone above mentioned Fat Tire and I sort of agree. I find it to have a cloying nutty sweetness that really doesn't work for me at all.

 

Wells Banana Bread Beer comes close

Ommegang Take the Black....tasted like chewing tobacco, which as a former chewer, now makes me ill.

Schlenkerla Rauchbier Marzen.....i just couldnt do it after somebody put the thought of slim jims and wet dog food in my mind. I respect the love it gets here, but itd be hard to even drink a free one.

 

Because a lot of BAs say they can't stand the taste of Fat Tire anymore. At least the ones I know.

 

Seeking Alpha and Martians Kidnaped Santa. Both are an abomination.!!

 

Rivertown Octoberfest. I sent it back thinking it was a Pale Ale, Nope they just make their Octoberfest indistinguishable from one!

 

Founder's Blushing Monk. The only beer from Founders that I dislike (my favorite brewery,btw).

 

Pumpkin beer.

 

Rauchbiers are no joke. I had difficulty with the Aecht Schlenkerla Eiche doppelbock, the BBQ jerky taste was too jarring for me to really appreciate it.

 

Sawworks Rocky Hop. Great name. Not great beer.

 

Short's Soft Parade

 

There are few beers I would not drink if offered to me. Pike's Peak Elephant Rock IPA is one of them. I swear there were hop particles floating in that beer. It overpoweringly syrupy, oxidized, and had an estery yeastiness like homebrew fermented at way too high a temperature.

 

Mango Manifico from founds. I forced two sips down and couldn't do another. Also miller and coors light. Gross!

 

Anything IPA followed closely by anything pumpkin.

 

I love this beer, maybe to sweet for some people.

 

Quilmes Beer....card board soaked in water....never again!

 

Blithering Idiot from Weyerbacher. I support this local brewery as much as I can but the Idiot is nothing less than "meh" (IMO). The Idiot then gets transferred into oak bourbon barrels for aging and comes out as Insanity. Metamorphosis is a beautiful thing and Insanity is far better than Idiot, it's hard to believe the two are even related.

 

For me it's the Shlenkerla Rauchbiers. My German colleague bombards me with insults when I tell her how unpalatable I find it, I'm not saying it's bad, but it's just not for me.

I see someone mentioned Duchesse du Bourgogne and despite it being a favourite of mine, I can see where you're coming from. It's got such a distinctive balsamic taste that even one bottle can be too much. Definitely a sharing beer!

 

Man this one gets me. I had this the first time on tap and thought it was sublime, lots of complexity. A year later I get a bottle at a wine bar, no idea how old, and it was straight up balsamic. Not a bad thing, I was DD that night so I nursed that salad dressing all night.

 

Anything from Davidson. Draft or bottle.