The Beer You Will Never Touch Again.....

There was a promotion in Quincy Market while we were a couple bars deep into a pub crawl when they were giving out Sam Adams Cherry Wheat, there were a bunch of us and everybody got one, nobody liked them I must have downed 8 of them.

Next morning was ralph city. Any beer with even notes of cherry tastes like Robatussin and Draino to me to this day,

 

Holy crap, it even looks atrocious! What were they thinking lol!

 

Belching Beaver Pumpkin Stout, my god it was horrible.

 

Blue Hills Ipa. I joined BA to warn people how awful this beer is but I never gave my review out of respect but this is the worst of the worst in my opinion. I would only give this beer to anyone you don't like and have a secret laugh behind their back. It's so terrible.

 

I have a friend who likes tuti-fruity beer and I am an IPA guy. When we go out, we have the "beer challenge" ... we pick each other's beer. I was going to go easy on him (he hates hoppy beer), but he plopped down a Hala Kahiki Pineapple beer (Rivertowne Pourhouse). It was the most heinous thing I have ever tasted. Still trying to get that vile poisonous memory out of my mouth.

To get even, I bought him a Shipwreck Double IPA, which I told him to drink slowly. He chugged it to get rid of it (after having a few of his other bad choices). A few minutes later I see him with.... a bottle of Delerium Tremens. He was totally $hitfaced by the end of the night!

The most awful crappy weak pilsner style beer I have ever had was Blatz. The name is like the sounds you make the next day!

 

God! I hope you didn't drink that. Lemon,beer and doughnuts just don't mix! Like elephant and pig DNA....

 

I was never a fan of Rogue's cutesy novelty flavors in general.

 

The IPABorg will get you eventually. Might as well just surrender.It'll just be easier. C'mon.
*You are getting sleepy*
*You love hops*
: )))))

 

Thats my favorite favorite from these guys,but im a big belgian guy

 

I also must add to this post Guinness Nitro Ipa. Why really why did a respectable brewery like Guinness would brew an awful tasting beer. I tell everyone I know not to even try this beer. Guinness by itself is a great beer. Guinness nitro ipa is a failure

 

I love belgian beers. Its 90% of what i drink are strong pales Amd saison. But the only dark belgian ive enjoyed is Ommegang grains of truth. I get a tobacco flavor from most of them but im coming around.

 

J.W. Lees Harvest Ale (Lagavulin Whisky Cask). I later found out that Lagavulin Whisky is very peaty, and I apparently don't like that flavor. My review from 5 years ago:

"2007 bottle. $9.99 from Holiday Wine Cellar. Poured into a small snifter.

A: Pours a hazy gold with no head. Leaves no lacing. Lots of particulate.

S: The first impression that hits me in the nose is barnyard. Not a plant barnyard (like hay, alfalfa, etc.), but a meat barnyard (pigs, cows, goats). And then a distinct BBQ sauce aroma hits me.

T: The BBQ sauce aroma is the most prevalent part of the taste. Sweet, mesquite, salt, meaty. Beer should not be meaty. I used to think a bacon flavor in beer sounded interesting. I no longer think that. They mixed up the labels. It's not a beer, but a BBQ sauce.

M: Thick, viscous, smooth. No carbonation left. Leaves an aftertaste of eating too many lays potato chips. Plastic, salt, oily, olestra. /shudder

D: Not drinkable at all. I want to drain pour it, but this has such a weird taste that I keep taking one more sip.

I'll try a more recent brew if I come across it, but will not want to try the 2007 vintage again. Unfortunately I have another one in my (currently) 5 bottle cellar (deep drawer in a cool part of the house)."

 

Not likely

The IPAborg has been trying for well over a decade and they just get worse, buddy insisted I try a Lone Pint Yellow Rose just last week, down the drain it went.

 

Peaty is very much an acquired taste.

 

Black, Mikkeller ApS - Too much smoke, char, and alcohol to be enjoyable.
2015 BCBCS - Very sad having to drain pour this after I traded a lot for it on release.
Birthday Beer, Shriner - Worst tasting stout I've had before.
Chocolate Bunny, Minhas - Dirt cheap and yet somehow not worth the price.

 

Agreed. They brewed it with Brett...but didn't bottle condition it with Brett. I bought 2 because the price was so cheap, drank a few sips of the first one and decided the beer was so awful that both got poured.

Watermelon Dorado too. I like watermelon jolly ranchers, just not in my beer.

 

That pineapple sewer water I hated was from Rivertowne too! Peppers? Pineapple? What the hell are they thinkin? I don't want salsa, I just want a beer!

 

ugh. i second the indra. never. again.

 

Widmier hefewizen.....good God that is one AWFUL beer!!! Undrinkable...

 

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