12 Days of XMAS BIF - 2016

After the last few years of being woefully awful at it, I'm committed to stepping up my present wrapping game. Should we have some superlatives to compete for?

 

I'm doing a lif for second best box if that's what you mean (again, we know mine will be best)

 

I think he was referring to the physical wrapping job of the bottles. Type of wrapping paper print, colors, old socks, etc...

 

challenge accepted

 

best box or best hyped?

 

@warrendietrich2001 You should join. @Dave_Treat , I will vouch for Warren if he wants in. Awesome BA, will have no problem hanging with the big boys !!!

 

Cmon man, you know that the liquid inside doesn't actually mean anything right?!?

 

And the best beer in that box will be a shelf turd.

 

only a little. like cory kings wiener.

 

Think I'm going to take this opportunity to join #TeamFlorida in my best attempt at destruction ever...

 

Seriously lets not get ahead of ourselves, mine will be the best box again this year. I plan on matching the STL hypetrain with a little hypetrain of my own. It's on like any single, unmarried Locals future wife.

 

Well I guess im in too. But it's only cause @whyteboy003 threatened to knock down my house if I didn't. And I can't handle that shit right now.

 

Come on! Everyone knows that Crazy Bread wrapped beer can't be topped

 

With 20+ boxes of beer coming from the football pool to me. There is a good chance that my target .....cough cough victim.... is roayaly screwed
That is unless my fellow Team Fl. Locals want to come up with another plan.

 

I think the current #TeamFlorida plan is to destroy porches

 

I plan on wrapping the bottles then dipping them in wax and then glue and then gold glitter....no....no. silver glitter....no wait....silver and gold glitter....no.no..........wait......I got it.........red and green glitter then covered in spray foam and dipped in chocolate

 

Ain't nobody scared of america's penis

 

This a challenge?

 

He wants the D

 

Wouldn't be much of a challenge for me..

I think I've asked you before, but where are you from again? Ft. Lauderdale?