12 Days of XMAS BIF - 2016

Strange, oddly sexual thing to say

 

You guys need to add more Hints

 

that is a hint

 

Hint 3: I have received a box from you previously.

Collaborative Input Opportunity: Target, like this post if you would enjoy something local released in the November or December of this year. Blackberries are involved.

 

If everyone could keep giving out untapped hints, that would be great, because it easily eliminates people for me.

 

Hint #1 - these will be the best and most expensive boxes I have ever sent.
Hint #2 - You are SHORTER than Andre the Giant, maybe much shorter
Hint #3 - I have sent to, or received a box from my target
Hint #4 - Lost Abbey / Van Halen 1978

 

Congrats old man! You have now given the first hint that will make me ignore all your other hints!

#fukinmipperhints

 

Hint #1 Shipping South

 

Sender,

I did not have a wish list, because I have complete faith.

 

Sender,

I also do not have a wishlist. Just send me good beer, I'm not picky.

 

Hint #1: We have never met
Hint #2: Unfortunately so far I have only been able to either already have or set up to acquire half of your santa wishlist.
Hint #3: I am not sure what I am more excited about, the wrapped beers I am sending or the swag

 

Illuminati confirmed

 

I love it when everything goes according to plan!! Ignore at your own potential Peril!!

 

Dammit Devin. Now I'm going to be singing Cheap Trick all day !!!

 

And that is different from Yesterday...............and the day before........How??

 

The difference is that today it's someone else's fault.

 

:rocket:

(whispered voice from the quicken loans commercial)

 

Target, please review you wants list. Most items have been on the list for a long time. I would rather not send a bunch of stuff you no longer want or have access to.

 

Ohh boy this will be fun. Already in discussions with some friendly folks to hit some wants.

Will also be trying to acquire 1 or more of your wishes.

 

Hint 2: I've never shipped to yous.