Tired Hands (November 2016)

Permit me to summarize your points via a single sentence: Make tons of money in an expeditious manner.

Simply from a business perspective, can you blame Jean?

Cheers!

 

Will the great chair riot of 2016 finally overtake Ardmore? Will the actual people standing in line throw off the yoke of their inanimate seated oppressors?

I'm just saying I get a chair line heading out from the brewery but I really want a picture of a line of chairs wrapping around the town with people standing behind them.

 

I still want to know the answer to the question...what if someone just walks up to the front of a bunch of empty chairs....

 

I would without a doubt stand in front of empty chairs. Empty chairs with no one in sight do not save a place in any line. I'd love to see this happen in Brooklyn...

 

Are you volunteering here?

Cheers!

 

I'm surprised for all the talk that the chair line gets on here and on instagram that there aren't more photos/videos of the chair line.

 

Last time I was there I saw someone lock their chairs to a parking meter with a bike lock

 

Can anyone confirm that the line is actually that deep right now?

 

If I got into Ardmore right now and there were a couple hundred chairs in line I would probably (and yes I am just typing in a forum on the internet) not stand behind them not even in view of the brewery. I get in line behind other people and like I said I understand if there are like 30 or so chairs in front of the brewery because sure I'll give people the benefit of the doubt that they are inside because my time is valuable and that's what I would be doing. No way would I stand in an empty parking lot behind a line of chairs. That's where I draw the line.

 

Yes, but i will definitely respect the chair's wishes if it yells at me for line jumping.

 

Yeah it's wrapping the second lot. Ferm is packed. I'd say the chair to people inside ratio is pretty close

 

Should condense pretty quickly though when people actually come out.

 

Buddy of mine found a pic from Ardmore today. Not shitting anyone, but it's a long line of chairs all the way down the 2nd lot (across from that bakery). Estimates 175 chairs says the Instagram caption.

So stupid.

 

My friend in line texted me "the line is legit half a mile long." Allotments haven't even been posted yet

 

The combination of chairs and the breaks in the line in front of other businesses definitely make the lines seem longer than they really are, but I have no doubt it's a ridiculous amount of people either way

 

Hour delay...

 

Release pushed back to 6pm.

 

Those poor chairs are going to catch colds :-(

 

Whoever posted this, I love you:

https://philadelphia.craigslist.org/zip/5899579585.html

 

This is my favorite chair today