Tired Hands (January 2017)

That New Year's Day steak and eggs is awesome

 

The waffled fried chicken sandwhich was amazing! Mimosa hands was good too.

 

Kind of wished I had gotten a fill of Big Dreams, went with Paper Mansions instead and to me it was only slightly better than the really green MagoTago. Raspberry Kiwi Milkshake was great though, the raspberries added a nice tartness that really helped the sweetness along. Also I think the strawberry shake cans have only gotten better.

 

Full list of 2016 cannings:

Week 1 (Jan):HopHands, Alien Church
Week 2: D2H3 Mosaic
Week 3: HopHands, Punge
Week 4: HopHands, Pineal

Week 5 (Feb):HopHands, Alien Church
Week 6: Only Void, Waiting for the Bloom
Week 7: HopHands, Foliage
Week 8: WeedEater, Strawberry Milkshake

Week 9 (Mar): HopHands, Alien Church
Week 10: Trendler, We Are All Infinite Energy
Week 11: Passion Fruit Milkshake, Lychee Milkshake
Week 12: Rose
Week 13: Punge, Alien Church

Week 14 (Apr): HopHands, High Road
Week 15: Coffee Only Void
Week 16: Peach Milkshake, Blackberry Milkshake, St Oner (Sunday release)
Week 17: Pineal

Week 18 (May): HopHands, Helles Other People
Week 19: Alien Church
Week 20: Acid Raindrops
Week 21: HopHands, Alien Baphomet

Week 22 (Jun): Dystopian Forest, Calamansi Milkshake
Week 23: High Road, American Youth
Week 24: HopHands, Hoi Polloi
Week 25: Negative Knuckle, Death Tripper
Week 26: HopHands, Grassman

Week 27 (Jul): Alien Church, Gatherer
Week 28: HopHands, Mango Double Milkshake
Week 29: Pinch off the Dead Parts, Senseless and Scentless
Week 30: Pineal, Strawberry Milkshake

Week 31 (Aug): HopHands, Technicolor Splendor
Week 32: D2H3: Galaxy, Alien Church
Week 33: HopHands, High Road
Week 34: HopHands, Pineal, Hoi Oligoi
Week 35: Trendler, Technicolor Splendor

Week 36 (Sept): HopHands, Double Watermelon Milkshake
Week 37: High Road, Alien Church
Week 38: Communication is the Key Lime Pie, Hop Hands, Helles Other People
Week 39: Mago Tago, Pineal

Week 40 (Oct): IJDB (Copy & Paste), Hop Hands, Technicolor Splendor
Week 41: Alien Church, Guava Milkshake
Week 42: Only Void, Single Origin Coffee Only Void (Sunday Release)
Week 42: High Road, Hop Hands
Week 43: Pineal, Seasonal IPA

Week 44 (Nov): Trendler, Technicolor Spendor
Week 45: Space Needle, Alien Church
Week 46: High Road, Double Peach Milkshake, *Punge, *Trendler Alt, *Hop Hands (*Sun release)
Week 47: no release
Week 48: Inner Edges, Heist Decoder, Intensely Juicy Dank Beautiful (Copy & Paste)

Week 49 (Dec): Pineal, Oblivex
Week 50: Hop Hands, Helles Other People, *Strawberry Milkshake (*Fri release)
Week 51: Alien Church, Whatever Nevermind, *Creative Director, *Ego Deflator, *kamesere (*Fri release)
Week 52: Ardmorian, Big Dream Sympathetic, Hop Hands

 

Dude, you're the man. How did you even put that together?!

 

Just went back through their Instagram posts. I like organizing information. I'm weird like that.

 

Is this looking like The Light That Spills Out Of The Hole In Your Head and Evicirated Pathway Of Beauty cans? Hoping since they dropped the artwork carrot on us Monday that we see an announcement for cans Wednesday.

 

I'm not sure who put this together but someone has been keeping track of the releases in a Google doc..

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1zWyBt7I2feobTsX5GcZvm91pn3fxuxEu-cI8oodXBi8/htmlview#

(it defaults to the Tree House list but there's a Tired Hands tab at the top)

 

Yeah that list is awesome. Now can you add in the yields, allotments, when each one sold out and what time was the latest you had to be there to get some?

 

Don't forget what you received in a trade for each beer.

 

We'd have to employ some variation of chaos theory to account for the unknown variable each unattended chair represents. A chair can be a person, or many people...

 

#dreamspreadsheet

 

Also I got a growler of Paper Mansion last week and it had way too much of the green bitterness like MagoTago going on. Maybe I just don't dig mango beers? Had Crucial Crucial Aunt Aunt like the day after though and that was fine. Who knows.

 

Paper Mansion was really interesting. Started off as an amazing mango DIPA.. But every other sip had a slight burn at the end. It was weird because it wasn't every sip, not sure how that happens.

 

Yeah I mean everything was great right up to the finish.

 

I think it was much better than the cans of Mago Tago but I felt some of that burn too. The small sample cup was a pretty appropriate serving size.

 

I tasted that same Mago burn in the sample of Mansion as well, and I remembered that the Mago burn was a cumulative thing, minor at first but hotter as you got through the can, almost like spicy food.

I'm actually surprised that they brewed another mango beer that has the same exact flaw that caused everyone to return their last mango beer.

That being said, the sample was damn tasty! But the spice remains...

 

I too kept a spreadsheet, albeit a half-assed one. Assuming there's no helles still sitting around, and didn't account for refunded magos, nor how many St. Oners were made (assumed a low ball of 100 cases), Tired Hands sold about 18,461 cases of cans in 2016, for an estimated grand total of $1,942,998, an average of $105 per case / $17.54 per 4 pk. Not that that should mean anything, I personally thought it was interesting to look at.