Darklord Day 2017

If only there were a large city less than an hour away that had plenty of hotels for cheaper and provided plenty of shuttle opportunities to get to DLD.

 

If you drive a 2017 Homewood Suites Munster, then yes...

 

Yes, and Yes.

If you drop a bottle they will actually refund you and give you a replacement bottle for the hassle.

 

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha. They wouldn't refund anyone if they found they had cyanide in the bottles.

 

DLD threads don't really hit their stride until Accuweather screenshots make their appearance. Tis the season!

 

Hmm. Flippers & resellers gotta know, does cyanide taste like vanilla? Valuation will then be calculated accordingly.

 

From what I've heard it tastes like soy sauce.

 

And is said Cyanide barrel aged?

 

The cyanide doesn't even mask it??? What a disappointing way to go out.

 

I feel like I'm in the ayymd subreddit of DLD.

 

This article answers some questions about why DLD got moved, how many variants we're looking at this year...good stuff....

https://*/articles/todd-haug-finds-himself-three-floyds

EDIT: Oh for fucks sake. Its Oct. co/articles...

 

What? I know BA blocks certain sites but I can't decipher what that site is from your attempt to name it after the link.

 

Replace %2A with oct. co

 

To save the click:

 

Thanks for that. Were there really 20 varieties last year? I didn't think there were that many.

 

Well my money is on next Friday March 10th for DLD info. We should start taking bets.

 

My guess is tickets just go on sale some morning once I've got an awful hangover and completely miss it. The Dark Lord will have really done it me at that point.

 

Could be. If tradition holds, tickets will go on sale on Saturday March 18th

 

Doesn't the Dark Lord shit on tradition???

 

The Dark Lord certainly shits.

In fact, he shits all over.

On tradition, well, we shall see it play out, likely for the umpteenth time.