Darklord Day 2017

BA Coconut Dark Lord. Sounded good at first but that might be over the top sweet. Like, instant diabeetus sweet.

 

How about an Old Fasioned style Dark Lord? Aged in Bourbon and Bitters barrels with muddled orange and cherry. It's already so sweet, you don't even need the simple syrup.

 

So I was in group B last year, and I opted for the Ronaldo. The girl that fetched it for me came back and, just she was handing it to me, dropped it and cracked the top. She went for another bottle, and it was gone, so I grabbed the Bourbon BA. It up being serendipitous, as I thought it was a better beer all around.

 

State law might require that it comes with insulin and a syringe.

 

You cant go wrong with the BBA Dark Lord.

 

I hope you guys all around you poured some in a cup at least. No reason to waste it.

 

Which prompted 2017's least popular variant: BA DL w/ Glass Shards

 

It would still sell out at $50.

And would be better than Temeculan 3000.

 

yeah, we tried though. some nonsense about tearing the insides of us up on the way out. i told her it was still preferable to the way i felt with the regular dl on its way down. she didn't get the joke.

 

lol

 

Bring a french press just in case this happens again this year

 

I had about 4 ounces of Dwarven Power Bottom and I spent the rest of the weekend in dialysis.

 

I manage a dialysis facility lol!

 

I just got done browsing through last year's DLD thread. Good stuff. Always funny reading the stuff from before and after the event.

 

Or looking at the most prescient posts on the DLD Twitter page before the event:

 

Hmm, I was C and they told me they were out of Bourbon so I got a Temeculan

 

Do you guys think that sweet, diabetes, expensive tote bag, soy sauce?

 

Huh?

 

This is the year that FFF truly cares. Extra people checking IDs and keeping lines moving, All variants are Vanilla infused and less soy sauce.

 

Lies!!!