Darklord Day 2017

Discussion in 'Great Lakes' started by Beanblossom, Oct 13, 2016.

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  1. ChiCubs78

    ChiCubs78 Initiate (0) Jan 2, 2015 Illinois

    Earlier in this thread @zach60614 was poking fun at death metal band's names. He jokingly referenced two names he created called Fetus Banger and Dragon Abortion. Upon reading these names, especially Dragon abortion (don't ask me why), I lost it. Myself, then others started talking about these (fictional) bands playing at DLD this year and the whole thing took a direction of it's own. Since then @-TK421- created the logo and well...
    Dragon Abortion has kind of gathered a small cult following. It kind of takes a shot at the whole scene while embracing it at the same time in a DLD thread kind of way.
     
  2. EamonTheGreat

    EamonTheGreat Initiate (0) Mar 13, 2014 Indiana

    That would explain why nothing popped up when I googled "Dragon Abortion"...LOL
     
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  3. Runofthedill

    Runofthedill Initiate (0) Oct 28, 2014 Ohio

    Equally lost it, remember saying that was a good band name back on like page 60.
     
  4. kodt

    kodt Pooh-Bah (2,286) Mar 6, 2013 Illinois
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    Yeah but you got added to a couple NSA watch lists.
     
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  5. EamonTheGreat

    EamonTheGreat Initiate (0) Mar 13, 2014 Indiana

    I feel like we should institute "Dragon Abortion" as a code word or something....

    Guy 1: Walks up to a share.
    Guy 2: "What's the code word?"
    Guy 1: "Dragon Abortion"
    Guy 2: "Hell Yeah! Get in on some of this beer you sonofabitch!"
     
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  6. Bugsmcl

    Bugsmcl Pundit (756) May 2, 2016 Ohio

    If anyone comes up to me and says dragon abortion they can pick any can/bottle in my bag to share! (Excluding this years dl allotment)
     
  7. zach60614

    zach60614 Initiate (0) May 1, 2012 Illinois

    The fact that this was asked just proves how stupid metal band names are.
     
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  8. zach60614

    zach60614 Initiate (0) May 1, 2012 Illinois

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  9. Heisenbrew

    Heisenbrew Savant (1,188) Aug 21, 2016 Missouri
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    Implying bands in others genres don't have stupid names.
     
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  10. zach60614

    zach60614 Initiate (0) May 1, 2012 Illinois

    Of course all genres have bands with stupid names, but my hypothesis is that metals bands lead the league in stupid names per capita.
     
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  11. Bugsmcl

    Bugsmcl Pundit (756) May 2, 2016 Ohio

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  12. ChiCubs78

    ChiCubs78 Initiate (0) Jan 2, 2015 Illinois

    I mean...GoatWhore is playing DLD this year.
     
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  13. ChiCubs78

    ChiCubs78 Initiate (0) Jan 2, 2015 Illinois

    Awesome! As Dragon Abortion's secretary/lead janitor I couldn't be prouder.
     
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  14. Bugsmcl

    Bugsmcl Pundit (756) May 2, 2016 Ohio

    If I ever start a band you have a job!
     
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  15. prg

    prg Devotee (326) Apr 13, 2016 Indiana

    Be glad nothing popped up. I was not so lucky.
     
  16. ChiCubs78

    ChiCubs78 Initiate (0) Jan 2, 2015 Illinois

    :grimacing:
     
  17. EamonTheGreat

    EamonTheGreat Initiate (0) Mar 13, 2014 Indiana

    Just ordered this pin... So if you see some loser with a sloth astronaut pin you'll know it's me. [​IMG]
     
  18. reefer_bob

    reefer_bob Savant (1,010) May 13, 2014 California
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    I'd rather listen to 'Goatwhore' than 'Car Seat Headrests'...
     
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  19. Bugsmcl

    Bugsmcl Pundit (756) May 2, 2016 Ohio

    I was at a beer release yesterday and met 2 guys going to this years dld (both of them love metal). They were talking about the bands that could possibly play so I mentioned dragon abortion. They both stopped in shock and said "NO WAY!!!" And then proceeded to talk about this fictional band.
     
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  20. ChiCubs78

    ChiCubs78 Initiate (0) Jan 2, 2015 Illinois

    You can't be serious...
     
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