Darklord Day 2017

6+5 = 10??? That's some DLD math for sure.

As far as the page count goes, there is really no telling where this thing could end up. We may have filled it up for awhile with Dragon Abortion talk, but we have had so many nuggets come through recently that I think we would blow any other year out of the water regardless. Be proud of yourselves.

 

This is because I disagreed with your assessment of your "good looks", isn't it?

 

I just assumed that since you were being honest, I could, too.

 

Omg... I am laughing out loud so much and everyone around me is looking at me weird..
We opened 3 other DL variants after that.. And DL MATH really took over.. So great..

 

Honesty and reality seem to be exclusive of eachother here.

 

Yes. I enjoy the dichotomy.

Good news - this could have been us today - as of 5 minutes ago. Yikes.

 

My basement is flooded... So good thing it wasnt DLD.

 

One day it started raining, and it didn't quit for four months. We been through every kind of rain there is. Little bitty stingin' rain... and big ol' fat rain. Rain that flew in sideways. And sometimes rain even seemed to come straight up from underneath. Shoot, it even rained at night...

 

Forrest Gump?

How much have you had to drink (so far) tonight?

 

Well, that's a relative term.

Are you a relative?

 

I refuse to join any club that would have me for a member.

 

Whatever you do, don't ask him about what kinds of shrimp are available.

 

Wait. What's this thread about?

 

#shrimpabortion

 

Anyway, like I was sayin', shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey's uh, shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich................That- that's about it.

 

Picking up your DLD variant is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna to get.

 

Unless you don't get a variant; you get last year's shrimp.

 

I'll cover the '14 Prop if you do the VR!

 

I came here to say the same thing!

 

That's two '14 Props we can crack to your one VR! Let's do it!