Darklord Day 2017

I think we have our strongest candidate for this year's Dumpster Guy...

 

...and you grabbed a straw, and yelled "your death will not be in vain!"

We'll pour some out for this lost soul later, by accident.

 

Lol 20%. Can't wait for the mass drunken anger

 

Anyone go to hard last night?

(Whoops, woke up with a glass of half finished prop in the fridge)

(If you're wondering, yes it still tastes good)

 

I fully intended to quit early and hydrate. I walked downstairs to my wife and she was pouring a very nice Cabernet ("this is a cheap one, right?")

And with an acquiescent sigh, I grabbed a wine glass.

Now on to bagels and coffee, perhaps a quick shower, rub some chia seeds on my neck, lather with miracle grow, write "A Dragon's Life Begins in the Egg" on a tshirt, put a case of warm Old Styles in a backpack, and see you jokerfaces soon!

 

I opened a bottle of Dragon Abortion and passed out on the front porch. This morning is rough.

 

It's only weird if the reason you woke up was your mustachioed neighbor was giving you a wet Willy with said DA, asking "dis feel reeeeeeal nice, yah?"

 

It's like you were there to see it all go down.

 

Time to put down a healthy base at the Hampton breakfast buffet.

 

Look for this crew at high noon at the grassy knoll

Will be popping lou pepe gueuze

 

Whoever recommended the ice mule cooler backpack - probably 50 pages ago - you da man!

 

Thank you for making me laugh so hard right now, cures the hangover

 

How many are in the pen? How is the line to get in to the pen?

 

In the infamous words of Chief Brody (Roy Schneider)........I think I need a bigger bag.

I'm worried the bottom is going to give way in my backpack. Need to upgrade next year.

 

Guys and gals and dragon fetii, I need some quick advice. The chia seeds didn't work, and my neckbeard is laughable.

If I can't prove I love beer via neckbeard, should I pull my hair into a sad and nascent "manbun?" Will that make all the neckbeards give me deeper pours of the Whaley Whalez? Or will I be tossed into the kiddie pool and forced to drink baby belugas with a bunch of finance* bros?

(*do you even taste the pappy in this, brah?)

 

It has happened!!! I have been spotted in line at dld by my da shirt!! @Lazhal

 

Anyone know if they are letting soft shoulder bag coolers go in at all?

 

~2800 fvm...

 

Wow. That's a high count.