Tired Hands (June 2017)

YAY! Another price increase. #DreamGreed

 

Are you following the edict of “…make sure to complain constantly on the Internet anyways about can releases and pricing for beer”?

Cheers!

 

I just wanted to be the first

 

You are indeed a number 1. Which is much better than being a number 2.

Cheers!

 

And now We Are All Infinite Energy Vibrating At The Same Frequency.

900 allotments of the shake and stout.

 

900 allotments at $98 (+ another $36 for Frequency) should make it behind the bar. People sure like their lines.

 

Wait hours before the release or wait hours behind hundreds of people checking out. Pick your poison.

 

normally if you show up at 6 your are out by 7-7:15... at least i was last time i went

have to imagine today if you show up at 6:30 you still get shake/stout and are out by 7:45 at the latest.. some people just love lines... also Teachers are out and a lot heading to the shore for the weekend so this one could sell out quicker i just don't think they can process 900 people in under 3 hours... seems like they can do 250 ish per hour

oh yeah.. ourison went up to $16 too... so price people can complain about that now too

 

With 4th of July right around the corner I think everyone will be out today for this.

 

i'm sure they will be too so they decided to do 2/4pk's a person... 900 people is a lot... it'll sell out but should last past 7:30...

 

Do the milkshakes normally go on tap at the ferm as well? Fairly new to the TH scene. I might rather get an 8 oz draft if that's the case

 

I've been out of the Tired Hands loop for a while now, just because of their overall attitude and price increases have turned me off. But came in to post that I see it's already been noted another price hike.... $25 a 4-pack? I'm sure it has HEAPS of something in it.

But I know they have their loyalists who will defend said price increase. Have fun guys.

 

I'm bad at math - how many allotments for Infinite?

 

Well they are throwing in tons of unfermentable sugar...just think of it as a soda tax

 

750 - about 250 chairs in line now, and maybe 10 human beings that I saw

 

I'll be surprised if anything makes it to the bar based on what I'm seeing.

 

10 humans? Do they have something against chairs? Pfffft, silly humans.

 

Is Jean starting a head start program?

- Joe