Bottle Logic Brewing (Summer 2017)

I might if it was really something I wanted to try. I am pretty sure I am not the reason people smuggle stuff, I wouldn't even know where to go to find day old beer, besides my fridge. It also wouldn't be a profitable business if I was your customer, so you should hope these guys keep smuggling stuff and wasting their money.

I am also even sure what a neckbeard is, I saw a lot of people without beards who looked like computer nerds talking about all the trades they were making, or one guy who paid $650 for marshmallow hand job, whatever that is. At the same time I saw lots of dudes with beard talking about trades, so I am not sure what a beer has to do with a trade. I have a beard and have never traded anyone I don't know personally and I haven't waited in a line for beer since the beautification release like 4 years ago when I was at Russian river randomly and thought it would be easy to get them, because the prior release was easy, and after two hours of waiting I left without the beer because I had better things to do. So am I a neckbeard?

 

Tl;Dr Yes

 

you might not be a neckbeard but you could be a hazebro

 

Also to help you out, I would guess the individual was talking about 2017 Marshellow Handjee. One of the 2 best Dark Lord variants this year...the other being ChemTrailMix I do believe.

I am also part of that computer/gaming nerd group....so you better watch yourself with that talk or I might think about something to say and then never say it....yeah....take that!

 

Can I be a haze Bro if I have never purchased a monkish can? I have had some from other people, but have purchased growlers. Hell, I've never even had highland parks hazy offerings. I pretty much only do online sales.

I figured it was some beer but was hoping it was something a little kinkier.

 

I was at Bottle Logic last night up at the register, and one of the patrons sitting at the bar asks the beertender why it was so hectic tonight. The BL employee says we just released Fundamental #@%$ (inaudible). He said the fucking beer nerds love this shit - it's like liquid crack for them. He then recommended Mode 7 to the patron.

I'm up next and I order FO and FOMO.

*Not sure to take that as a compliment or not. HAHAH.

 

Sounds like a ridiculously good looking beer!

 

That actually seems like a pretty good deal depending on whether or not they used the fluff in a jar and heated it up first.

 

Excited for the expansion plans buuut...what about parking, tho?

 

Parking could be worse... but dont see anything possible. Unless they bought a building and demolished it.

 

Folks, we all regularly post on a forum about beer releases from a nerd-themed brewery in Orange County. Maybe we should keep that in mind before we start calling people out for being neckbeards/nerds...

 

NECKBEARD SPOTTED

 

There's plenty of parking on adjoining streets, if you don't mind the walk. With my beer intake and growing belly I need the extra walk.

 

I'm guessing that BL's expansion plans were either approved or will be approved by the city - and that a parking component is part of those plans

 

Hopefully it included bike racks too, BL is nice and close to the Santa Ana River trail but bike parking had to get creative with the last big group I went with.

 

Oh, don't worry. the irony isn't lost on us. Folks just need a common enemy to cheer against.

 

I nominate the Haze Bros!

 

I'm confused. Do we identify as neckbeards then? Seems like it's either neckbeard or hazebro pick your sides

 

Speak for yourself, I identify as a helicopter.