So this customer walks into a bar...

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  1. joelwlcx

    joelwlcx Initiate (0) Apr 23, 2007 Minnesota

    A man walked into a forum, and started a confusing thread.
     
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  2. lester619

    lester619 Initiate (0) Apr 17, 2009 Wisconsin

    Hey-O!
     
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  3. dcotom

    dcotom Grand High Pooh-Bah (6,637) Aug 4, 2014 Iowa
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    Nah, just roll with it. This is the best kind of thread because you can't possibly go off topic.
     
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  4. eppCOS

    eppCOS Grand Pooh-Bah (4,570) Jun 27, 2015 Colorado
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    A guy walks into a bar, saddles up to a stool.
    Bartender walks over, "so, friend, what'll it be, what's the joke?"
    Guy: "Shit, wrong thread, never mind" leaves....
     
  5. slangtruth

    slangtruth Initiate (0) Jan 8, 2012 Kentucky

    A termite crawls into a bar and asks "Is the bartender here?"
     
  6. Shanex

    Shanex Grand Pooh-Bah (4,960) Dec 10, 2015 France
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    A blind man walks into a bar and says...

    Ouch.
     
  7. Squire

    Squire Grand Pooh-Bah (4,385) Jul 16, 2015 Mississippi
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    That's because it was an iron bar.
     
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  8. bbtkd

    bbtkd Grand High Pooh-Bah (7,790) Sep 20, 2015 South Dakota
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    But then he picked up a hammer and saw
     
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  9. TonyLema1

    TonyLema1 Pooh-Bah (2,890) Nov 19, 2008 South Carolina
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    I walked into a bar, a buxom barmaid was holding a Heady Topper in one hand, and a Sip of Sunshine in the other...I said "nice cans"!!
     
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  10. dcotom

    dcotom Grand High Pooh-Bah (6,637) Aug 4, 2014 Iowa
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    "Peter, I'm holding cans!"
     
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