NBS BIF #6 Sign-up thread

OK, ya talked me into it - I'll make it six in a row. Allergic to "shellfish" - we used to use me as a positive control for allergy testing and I'm not a fan of anaphylaxis

OK, you silver-tongued bastard, you talked me into it. Might as well make it six in a row. I'm allergic to "shellfish" and not a big fan of anaphylaxis. Other than that, just go easy on the chilis. All previous info is still current.

 

Just looked. My drunken recall is still playable. Tulsa was 4th in the country at 520 yds/game. OsU (that's on purpose) was 11 with 503 for anyone who hasn't guessed. I say new guy will get off to a slow start, so 801.

BTW. The real OSU was 29th. Expect a big change. Welcome to Columbus Mr. Wilson.

 

Since I've been married for 21 years, it's been a long time since I've had to use s pick up line, but....
"'I haven't seen you around here before. I know everyone here, that's why they call me Pal. Do you like all terrain vehicles? Got a brand new Ford Bronco in the parking. Red. You look firm. Probably a cheerleader.' Want to go for a ride?"

Only partially borrowed that from a movie..

 

I pay no attention to college sports, so this is a pure guess: 932

 

@RedhawkPoke my guess would be 878. And that's a pure guess since I don't watch college football. Thanks for the opportunity.

 

Oregon State University?

 

@RedhawkPoke 875 yards.

 

@RedhawkPoke

I'll guess 912. Thanks for the chance!

 

"I was noticing your features... do you have any Irish in you? No? Would you like some?"

 

I tried to resist but I'd like to join in please. Tried to catch up with reading. I hope you have all been well.

@JBowenGeorgia I'll guess 50, for Hawaii being the 50th state. Thanks for the opportunity.

@WesMantooth Pick me! Pick me! Seeing how I was born after you and love the A's, I'll go with 49 for Rob Dibble and the Nasty Boys. I considered Chris Sabo and those awesome goggles, but Nasty Boys were awesome. Thanks for the chance

@RedhawkPoke I'll go with 808, Hawaii area code, please

@FFFjunkie Are you the SAT because I'd do you for 3 hr and 45 min with a 10 minute break in the middle for snacks and to use the restroom

 

Are those astronaut underwear you have on?

No, why?

Because that a$$ is out of this world!

 

Thanks for the 4 point buffer!

 

Adult pickup:

What do you and my little toe have in common? Youre cute, little and i can see me banging you on my end table tonight.

All ages pickup.
Throw a sugar packet to them and say you dropped your name tag.

 

Well, @Bum4ever was close, player wise, as "the Captain" would be my second favorite player, followed by Rob Dibble, Bronson Arroyo, Pete Rose, and Joey Votto.

In 1987 though, this "5 tool" player's poster (which I still have) hung in my bedroom.

Guy would have been a Hall of Famer if not for injuries (damn you astro turf!). Never played in more that 132 games. Dude could have went to the NBA, but he chose to use his ups to bring back homers.

We actually had a tie for closest guess between @jhavs and @y2kawakami, but since the later specifically mentioned Dibs and the Nasty Boys (a reputation well earned) he wins. Seems more appropriate since you are an A's fan too. Not sure how anyone ever beat the Big Red Machie in the 70's, but they managed to in the epic 1972 series. Also, my man Eric the Red set the tone for the 1990 curb stomping of your boys in the first inning of game 1.


Shoot me your contact info!

 

Congrats @y2kawakami !

 

If it's Price Is Right Rules, I'll drop my guess to 996, please.

 

@RedhawkPoke I'll guess 775. Thanks!

 

@beertunes yes, I'm in for the BIF

@WesMantooth Eric Davis is a blast from the past too. He had that different stance and really quick swing. Thanks for letting me play

 

@RedhawkPoke I will guess 1080, Thanks.