Dark Lord (2018)

I’ve been thinking about this a lot. Is the anti-DA crowd really into Barleywines?

 

I would think they're into anything without chili peppers!

 

I think running a mile would eliminate 70% of the population

 

If last year is a fair indication, I felt like I was an Olympic athlete post-DLD. There is a grainy photo somewhere of me in my friend’s fiancée’s hotel room, having scaled the hotel furniture, brandishing a large summer sausage, in mid-leap as I attempted a grand surprise attack....

 

And your friend bought that you were alone with his fiance with a summer sausage?

 

wtf

 

Please tell me this isn't a euphemism...

 

Fellas, fellas, it was just a leftover DLD snack turned makeshift blackjack. You gotta seek high ground in combat. Sometimes, you ambush the wrong person - these things happen with the fog of war!

...what about all of this is confusing to people?

 

Let's hope anyone that thinks about sharing a hotel room with @Quilentro remembers this thread.

 

I guess he took the term sausage party literally....

 

Rumor has it Bloody Crevice is playing this year.

 

Bloody Crevice...rofl. Eat your heart out Dragon Abortion.

 

We already have a song titled Bloody Crevice. Our lawyers will be in touch.

 

Quick, switch to Blue Day Crevasse!

It’s very snowy outside, which makes me think - is today a day to break out a dark lord?

 

Yes.

 

Only another month and we can start complaining about tickets/groups!!!

 

What can we complain about for the next month to hold us over?

 

Relative quality to value? When ticket prices are announced, how many people will say “aw, heck no”

 

Lack of information on which to complain about.

 

Hopefully it’s guarenteed vintages for all this year. I’d hate to be stuck with a variant! Maybe they will raise prices and go with vouchers again! There are so many infuriating possibilities!!! I can’t wait!