Controversial Beer Opinions Thread

Beer Advocate specific:

People who end every post with "Cheers" or "Enjoy" or whatever...half the time they just told someone to fuck off! Even when they haven't, it's just not needed.

Most of these people are actually great contributors, but the signature is unnecessary. It's like how my Dad signs his name at the end of his texts...

 

I couldn’t agree more.

Cheers!

 

Have you ever listened to every album, from LZ 1 through Presence.. in the same order that they were recorded? Ever evolving and changing. Progress.

Music reminds me of beer (brewers), more so than food. Always improving, and being cognizant of what's popular/mainstream. If you're not into the style, then your not into the style. If you are.. then you might have a plethora of options in that style.

Rock music reminds me of IPA's. Yea, there is country rock.. vastly different from glam rock. In fact, lovers of those styles, most likely despise the other. Sort of like NEIPA and WC IPA's.

I need a beer.

 

Reminds me of my ninth birthday party. Except my friends and I got hammered at the McDonald’s playland.

Whazzzzzuupppp!!!

 

I totally abhor drinking at the age of 12 and under.

Teenagers need it though

 

Or “Did you find everything you were looking for?” At the grocery store checkout.
I always wonder what they would say if you said “fuck no!”

 

And speaking of this: Whenever I buy a pop at the grocery store, it doesn't matter how much other stuff I have. They always ask, "Do you want your pop left out?" Yeah, leave it out. I'll carry it in my damn teeth while I struggle with the twenty bags you clowns managed to pack my ten items in. Why not ask if I want my beer left out? Or my cookies? I might want to have a couple of Oreos and a Chocolate Sombrero on my way out to the car. I mean, really.

 

You're goddamn right

Cheers

 

I think Pliny the Elder is a quality well made beer but I don't particularly like it.

Both Hop Bullet and the new Loral Stone beer are pretty similar to it (from what I recall), but I don't particularly care for them too. Huge difference in ratings though!

 

I fully agree.

"Get bent"

 

Cheers to you, man.

-Dad

 

@woodychandler CAN f**k straight off with his CANstant capitalizing of the word "CAN"! Just because he is the founder/instigator of The CANQuest (tm) doesn't mean that he CAN CANtinue to get away with his CANsensical nonsense! I'm right chuffed by it all.

 

That’s no way to treat Saisons! And on that note, I have a thing for beers that taste like I just licked my boots after cleaning out a horse stall.

 

I agree

 

C10 is better for head retention than carapils or Carafoam

 

So, Rauchbiers, Eisbocks and Steinbiers aren't bold and exciting?

 

I would gladly pay for bomber prices if i could get it as a ''two pack''
Breweries jumping on trends rather than making what they're good at is ruining the market
If i wanted bourbon i would buy bourbon (dkml)
Just cause the brewery has made good beers doesn't mean all the beer they make is good (looking at founders again) but this is mostly stupid raters
People that dont use proper punctuation are infuriating

 

The last point - tongue in cheek right?

 

two very good points bombers should be banned there are several on here who use no punctuation despite repeated comments about it some also cant seem to handle capitalization either the interesting thing is that their diction is often fine so they know the language and can communicate its almost like a stream of consciousness back to the bombers though they really suck if you are the only drinker in the house though you can stopper them it would be better if they were in 12oz doses even 16oz would be ok just stop selling bombers

BUT LUCKILY WE HAVEN'T HAD ANYONE ON HERE IN A WHILE TYPING IN UPPERCASE WITHOUT REALIZING THEY ARE SHOUTING, BECAUSE THAT GIVES ME A HEADACHE!!

 

22 ounces = 1 serving. Bombers are the ideal format for packaging all beer except for pumpkin beer which shouldn't have been brewed in the first place or, having been brewed, should be stored in 55 gallon drums on pallets and reserved for disaster relief efforts in places where people do not have potable water.