Dark Lord (2018)

True, but if Floyd’s approached Lansing, they would sign a Guinness-length contract on tax incentives. Won’t ever happen, but they are so hard up for attractions, the deal would be super business friendly.

 

Possible to get a Class 7 classification, which would reduce taxes for an extended period, but no way would that reduction be sufficient to overcome the costs of relocation etc etc etc. Now, if the brewery were to burn down....

Why the hell are we talking 'bout taxes when there is still the issue of WHEN ARE DLD TIX SALES!?

 

Who's wants to place a bet on the ticket info coming out tomorrow?

 

Wait, hold on - the news I get, from the reputable Preitpart, says that Komrade Trump succeeded in abolishing taxes, and that I was cool not paying them anymore. So I’ve just been stocking my bunker with bitcoins (they look surprisingly like pogs, but the neighborhood lemonade stand / bitcoin for gold exchange seems legit) and non-adjunct stouts. I know, this seems crazy, but I think the pastry-stout phase will be over by the time nuclear winter shifts to half life spring. So, I guess, my question is, this is a good plan, right?

 

Yes.

 

I could see that happening - I think I'm actually gonna be kind of bummed once they announce the on-sale details...this thread has really been a reason for me to get up lately

It'd be so tight if they allowed people to pay for beer/food/entry/etc with cryptocurrency.

 

Your lack of optimism disappoints me. The on sale details will certainly produce enough material to get this thread to 50 pages.

 

Oh guys, I figured it out! I got it! I finally understand!

Bear with me, this will take a second.

FACT: you need to ‘mine’ cryptocurrency with intense computer processing power

FACT: blockchain is used to create essentially hyper-unique ‘variants’ of code string

FACT: FFF needs to excavate a ton of land for their new construction

FACT: we are all insane, and we must needs handjees

See where this is going?

FFF won’t sell tickets this year. They’re selling branded shovels.

They’re going to bury variants all over their land at various depths.

We are going to mine for them.

Grab your hardhats, boys. The game’s afoot!

 

There is no way tickets are announced tomorrow. I'd sooner bet the Chicago River to turn green before the announcement of DLD tickets.

 

Then we can shovel ourselves out of the shit.

 

That would be the first time tickets don't go on sale on St. Peterpuffers day/weekend then wouldn't it?

 

Why answer something with words when we can do it with memes? [Disclaimer: Possibility of being erased].

 

I like Dark Lord Day.

 

I'm actually surprised they're still up. I've seen single word responses deleted by the mods.

 

I think you missed the irony in the post.

 

im betting that their is announcement today and tickets go on sale tomorrow!!! Get ready!!!!

 

I honestly didn't know when they dye it, so I looked it up, looks like tomorrow...and if they waited until tomorrow to announce it, that would be the latest they've waited wouldn't it?

One way or another you can make any St Pattycakeflappylabia joke and they will all go over my head, it's just not installed in any of my detectors--I'm totally oblivious to all things Irish.

 

Hmmm... sounds like you might know something about variant naming this year.

 

I just want to know if Dragon Abortion is playing this year!

 

Did @Jplachy just voluntarily resurrect the DA jokes?! The world is definitely off-kilter