Dark Lord (2018)

Let’s all get together after we get our variants at the fest, Cuvée them, and make Dark Lord Suicides!

 

That wasn't a variant, that was the new Organic Dark Lord Laxative FFF is marketing. "For when your colon has a "It's not normal" feeling...."

 

Honestly, everything about DLD is better early on. There is no reason to be there past 6pm unless you’re waiting for the headlining band.

 

Spoken like someone who never had no-line Handjee...

 

I had no-line Bourbon once. Close enough.

Seems like there’s always one no-line variant after 5pm. Last year, it was Dwarven. Nothing else.

 

Best I did was in 2015. Bourbon BA Dark Lord, Handjee, and Aquavit all in a 10 min span.

 

At 2 and 3, shares are still going strong, though it’s winding down somewhat, and there is definitely a good deal of drunkards.

Later in the evening the share portion really winds down, but if anything cool goes on draft, it’s usually pretty easy to get if you keep your eye out. This is usually the best bet to get a BA Dark Lord draft.

 

Right.. 2016 handjee toward the end of the night.

So I stayed til close in 2017 waiting to see what may tap.. nothing

 

No.

No.

Did you then inject the required amount of insulin?

 

Yeah 2015 was a good year. Haven’t seen anything like that in the evening since.

 

Ha, at that point in the day I was unable to finish any of the pours, even with sharing with 2 other people. We were all so over beer at that point that I walk up with Handjee and everyone is like...meh.

The Dark Lord ice cream on the other hand, we devoured.

 

The FFF (3F) food is always good. I destroyed that chicken sandwich with the Zombie Dust beer cheese on it. The tacos are always tasty too.

 

I'm trying to see if I can get any additional info on the wristbands. My wife works out at the gym that the wristband guy goes to. Only thing she said so far is that he said "All of the work for the wristbands and getting them set up is a pain in the a**."

 

LIES!

 

Old & fake

 

Quadruple barrel?!?!?!???!!?!? That’s twice as good as double barrel!!!!

 

Last year chemtrailmix was tapped at around 7pm in the band area.

 

It was also tapped earlier in the afternoon at the FFF (3F) station. I unfortunately missed it by one person.

 

This "legit" picture was posted here a few days ago. I'm so glad it made it's way to the DLD Facebook groups.