Dark Lord (2018)

Is he a pastor now? Our pastor is Bill Bills, hard part is the other pastor is also named Bill. Also, their wives have the same name...

 

Coincidence...

 

Canyon... Sludge, not my style.
Brain Tentacles... I've tried listening.. not sure I can get into this. fucking bizzare
All Hell reminds me of Satryicon. Interesting.
Revocation is really good.
Pig Destroyer and Dying Fetus are simply amazing.

 

Would have loved to see Deicide playing.

 

Pretty sure I saw rectal scanners on the map

 

You have to use the new machine. Why? Because it can detect things, even all the way up your butt.

 

So how many of these bands have been aged in Muscat barrels?

 

Anyone have thoughts on how they might manage the “name on the ticket must match your ID” requirement? Doesn’t seem like they’d print everyone’s name on the wristbands like they did with the badges. A buddy bought our tickets but may have to bail, so I’m wondering if I’d still need him to get in even though I have my wristband.

 

From how it sounds, the name will be on your wristband (I could be mistaken). Unfortunately, if he bought both of your tickets, and his name is on your wristbands, I think his ID gets both of you in.

 

@Boldbrew tried to kill The Metal.

HA! HA! HA!

He FAILED, as he was thrown down to the ground...

 

Since the wristbands have to be scanned, I'm guessing the name information might be embedded in the chip info and brought up on the scanner rather than printing a name on a wristband. At least that's how I'd do it, but I run neither a brewery nor a ticketing company. We'll find out in a day or two when wristbands start arriving.

EDIT: but if you're the guest you need the ticket purchaser to get you in. That's how it's been the last umpteen years with golden tickets, and that is not likely to change.

 

Anecdotally, my guest last year got in without me. I was already inside the fest, and was hanging out behind the gates waiting for him to get to the front. When he got up, I was just going to walk up and confirm he was my guest, but the worker didn't even check and waved him in...

 

I cringe when I hear things like this. The name will either be printed on the wristband or on the chip. The name of the purchaser has to match the ID for either or both attendees to get in. I would proactively call e-tix (have your buddy do it) and see if anything can be done. I don't see why they couldn't deactivate the current wristbands and have a pair available at will call for pick up.

 

Ha yeah thats what I thought. Expecting one friend to use his B then one of us get his C and rip that band off and then two of us go back with my two E bands later. Not stupid enough to try to use both E's with one person of course.

 

non-transferable?

 

IN

 

After giving some of these band's tracks a spin, my audible palate is picking up some interesting notes...getting some strong fecal barrel tones. I hear they record the tracks, then let them rest inside the previous year's post-DLD fecal barrels for 6-8 months before releasing. Bold strategy, but hey, whatever torque's your bone I guess!

 

Not sure if DLD will be the same but at Wake Fest and Huna Day they checked ID's and they scanned wristbands. But they did not do it at the same time or compare the results.

I am not sure if a name even comes up on the scanner on entry. I think they are just looking for the green light to send you in.

 

I keep waiting for them to write another album nearly half as good as Stench of Redemption.

 

It took a while but I finally figured out how to improve the variant allocation. The rectal scanners will be employed at bottle pickup and will assign your variant based on all the adjuncts it detects from what you've been drinking all day.

So there's three factors to this:
1. Pick up your bottles late in the day to maximize your chances of Handjee.
2. When planning bottles to bring for sharing save room for a bunch of lagers and pale ales to sabotage everyone else's chances and get them stuck with Earl of Muscat de Muerte.
3. Better stay out of the food lines so that you don't risk your variant for that chicken sandwich.