Dark Lord (2018)

the dark lord has farted in my general direction!

 

looks like you're getting the viagra variant, All the Way Up.

 

I got my shipping email!! Now I can start stressing over when it actually shows up at my door.

 

My group all got their emails. Things are picking up!

 

It's happening... It's HAPPENING!!!

 

Sorry bro. Only commonality is the hopeful presence of hot fresh maple.

 

Now time to refresh the USPS tracking every 5 seconds

 

Got the notification from UPS that wristbands are en route.

 

Most of the batch was lost through the hole on the assless chaps. Only 52 bottles.

 

It will be this year's version of the Scotch barrel DL, so .rar

 

Gwyneth's Head.**






**Added as an adjunct.

 

So 3 Floyd's has sent me a package! I'm guessing it's my variant from last year. Do I send the old Dark Lords back??
Cheers fellas. See ya in a few weeks!

 

I'd buy that for a dollar!

 

Those BA Henna releases are going to be shit shows

https://www.eventbrite.com/e/ba-henna-release-tickets-45662360349?aff=es2

Don’t get a false sense of security by the event brite link, no advance ticket sales

 

what's even the point of making people "register"?

 

Limits you to one allotment pretty much is the only thing it does.

 

So you have to register to line up?

 

Correct

 

I take it they can't "Sell out" of these eventbrite tickets and it's just to gauge turnout?

 

In theory that sounds like a legit reason on the surface.

But then after 30 seconds of thought, I see no upside to this at all.

Every bottle is going to be sold. Knowing how many people have the vaugue desire to stand in line 3 weeks from now is pretty much useless information.