Dark Lord (2018)

sorry i didn't post today. i was real 'busy' at 'work'
did i miss anything? i need a cliffsnotes version

 

No

 

In 2016 everyone got hydrated due to all the water falling in their glass.

Cue 2017's beautiful weather which led to an ass ton of hilarious drunk people pictures.

 

Variants “coming soon”

 

I immediately hold mine by the bottom of the box until I can get them in my backpack, even in dry weather. Those carriers suck. Them totes tho...

 

Ok, true talk. I bring my totes and use them at Mariano’s all the time. I always expect people to give me a fist bump or someone invoke the dark lord, and I never get it. It makes me sad.

 

Only once in civilian life has someone commented on the tote. I was caught wholly off guard and sputtered some awkward, dumb response. After similar anticipation of the day someone would notice, I botched it.

To make it worse, I had a cup of Dark Matter in my other hand (I was picking up a pre-errand coffee from Reno). I think the Dark Lord was mocking me.

 

I'm triggered

 

You're looking to the wrong crowd if you expect that at Marianos.

Should have shopped Dominicks more, those people have their own circle in Hell.

 

I always thought that Russian Imperial Stouts came out in February?

I'm old skool, though, so maybe my confusion over the love of hazy juice bombs is clouding my memory.

 

Meet me up at the Lakeview Whole Foods this weekend and we can have a DLD tote fist bump. If you’re lucky, I may even wear a 3F or DLD shirt.

 

New forecast for DLD weekend

 

Oh yeah it’s easily one of my all time favorites from Rare Barrel, just a god damn unstoppable passionfruit bomb. So good. I’m quite happy to share.

 

never been to dld. how is parking if im group A and plan on getting there before 7. dont mind paying.

<3

 

Well. It’s supposed to pour all next week. Currently, Saturday looks ok, but with every other day next week looking suspect, it’s gojng to be week of anxiety on my part.

 

I think we arrived at 8-8:30 and parked at one of the businesses in the same industrial park. You will definitely pay. Don't remember what it cost, $20?

*requisite reminder to not drive if possible, especially for first timers. At least for me, I might not have been able to start the car.

 

16 was my first and I know this is crazy but the weather made it all the more memorable. Line share, piss fence, free vouchers from the weak lol...left for a while, came back and made it a 12 hour day. 2 Handjees helped too. I'm forever hooked.

 

The Dark Lord WILLED it. The Public DEMANDED it. So, I have no choice but to RELEASE it....

Ladies and Gents... I bring to you... DARK LOAD DAY NEWS 2018!!! Enjoy you heathens!

Like and Share please.

 

bahahahah, wax top can! brilliant!

 

DarkLordday.com is down, been up and down a few times today. Seems like an odd time for an update, I’m guessing tomorrow or Mo day we at least get a map?? I’m past the point of hoping for a variant list.